Wilford sighed as heard a shriek come from the living room. Another fight, most likely. As he left his room and walked down the stairs, the voices became more audible.
"Kill it, for God's sake!"
"Hell no! I'm not going anywhere near that thing!"
"KILL IT, PLEASE! It moved closer to me!"
"What the hell is going on?!" Wilford yelled as he reached the kitchen. After a moment, he started to laugh at the scene. There was a large spider on the floor. Murdock was on the table, Yancy had climbed onto the counter, and the Engineer was trying to herd the creature into a cup with a ruler. As he poked it, the spider began to crawl up the ruler. Engie screamed, dropping it immediately. When the three realized Wilford was watching them, they all turned varying shades of red.
"Wilford, please, get it outta here!" Murdock begged. The pink-haired man reached down, scooping the spider into his hand. Yancy gagged, preferring to go back to prison than touch a spider of that size.
"Man, if you three are this scared of spiders, Halloween is going to be a nightmare!" Wilford mocked.
"Oh, zip it, Wil! I hate spiders," the Engineer retorted. Yancy clambered off the counter, and Murdock slid off the table, shuddering as he left the kitchen. Wilford opened the front door, walking outside and putting the spider on a tree. It quickly scurried off, and Wilford could practically feel the relief from the three inside the house.