#head maidposting

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okay. hold on. head maid who was your wet nurse that you now have strange new feelings towards now that you're growing up

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oh to be the matronly maid who gives the young nervous royal their first sexual experience. you don't have to call me mommy if you don't want to, your highness, but we both know you'll like it better if you do

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princess who catches her maid and the other staff or the knights flirting/sharing fleeting touches so she uses them as dolls for her own amusement and makes them act out the kind of romantic scenes she reads in her secret novels? making her servants fuck for her own curiosity or amusement?

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come lay in mama's lap, okay?

I BLOCK: blank blogs, "transandrophobia" birthday boys, liberally and frequently based on vibes, if you blorbo-reblog my stuff or reblog it to apply it to men. fuck you make your own posts. i have little to no interest in playing with cis people and/or men.

FLOWER ☆ you can call me mommy or mama on this blog. it/its white tme, fat agender asexual puppy badger angel mommy, nonhuman. i hate skinny people and men. asks loved, returning anons welcome. dms ok, but don't expect a response unless you're a mutual. throne here. i like to bitch about my problems. fun stuff + full taglist under the cut

TAGS ☆ #mama says is the general tag, #mama answers for asks, #mommy knows best for the content of substance. i tag the very rare discussion of weight with #weight cw, filter #book of pressed flowers if you don't want to see bitching about my problems

ANONS ☆ chai, dove, max, cottontail, baja, vampdroid, itty, z, d(ee), cl, noodle, 💝, 🌹, 🍃, 🐇, 🦊, 🩰, 🧃, 🎀, 🩵, 👁️, 🐾, 🦌, 🦴, 🦋, 0️⃣, 🪶, ☀️, 🪽, 🐱, 🐍, 🐶, 🎠, 🐺, 🍓, 🦢, 🐺🐑, 🌸

FULL TAGLIST

#mama says for general posts

#mama answers for asks

#my mama series for cute animal mama pics. please tag me in them if you see new ones!

#mommy knows best for content of substance

#head maidposting for head maidposting

#book of pressed flowers for journaling/etc

#bad dog for the self-indulgent abusive towards myself moments

#puppymode for posts i engage with on a submissive level

#mommy and daddy for the sleaze daddy fantasy. important: the hypothetical daddy is not a man.

#mama's dolly for dollification

#mama pics for, you guessed it, pics of mama

#mama fav for mama faves

how do i refer to mama?

you may call me mommy, mama, or iris. ask to call me anything else, and assume i do not like feminine terms. you can neither refer to me as a woman nor as a man (please do not call me ma'am, a lady, etc.) i am definitely not a woman and i am not a person either.

mama's body: chest, tits/titties ; cunt/hole/pussy

what does mama like?

i have a notable preference for women and fems. i fantasize about men, but am not interested them in reality.

some of my favorite kinks are petplay, breeding & impreg, kidnapping, marriage, being a housewife, pregnancy (sometimes), and dollification. i like a lot of things that i can't remember to list! i also love to be a gentle mama, but i can be a little meaner, if you'd like. ♡

what does mama dislike?

i'm usually pretty down for anything, but i don't personally like handling brats. there are lots of talented doms out there that can handle you all! i'm not one of them.

what are mama's limits?

scat, emeto, diapers/diaper play, sibling incest, feederism/gaining, raceplay, gagging, being called a bitch ("getting bitched" is awesome though)

to expand upon my limit of sibling incest: i simply do not want to be a sibling/participate in it. i can 'supervise' other people playing with it, but i am personally uncomfortable with being in that dynamic.

i don't use/engage with the term mutt.

[intramomnition]

head maid that's sick of caring for all of the royalty of the same gender so it forcibly transitions the youngest one to coddle and faux-adopt even if that's above its station