City of sins (ao3) - julestales
Hermione/Harry, Harry/Ginny, Hermione/Ron
E, 12k
Summary: “We can never tell anyone...” she whispered as Harry pinned her against the cold window.
“This belongs to us, only us...” he confirmed, tugging at her bathrobe belt.
Cold Like Fire (ao3) - QueenofThyme
M, 11k
Summary: Head Auror Harry Potter had no problem with mandatory consent training for his team. He’d actually been looking forward to it, that is, until he discovered who the teacher was.
Glass Ceilling (ao3) - lun27
Hermione/Draco
M, 25k
Summary: A series of terrorist attacks is shaking the wizarding world. When Hermione gets assigned to protect Malfoy of all people, she's bound to solve the case as quickly as possible on her own devices. After all, that's the only way she can get rid of Malfoy. That's all she wants, isn't it? Post War AU.
Hadrian's Curse (ao3) - oldenuf2nb
Harry/Ginny
E, 30k
Summary: When rumors about Albus Potter and his best friend begin to circulate at Hogwarts, Harry Potter finds you can never really escape your past.
Harry's Bad Day (ao3) - conjuringghosts
Hermione/Harry
E, 2k
Summary: Harry has a bad day at the office and Hermione comes around to take him home.
Hook(Up) (ao3) - keyflight790
Draco/Harry
E, 5k
Summary: Harry wasn’t jealous. Not at all. He just wishes his damn assistant would focus on his fucking job rather than flirting with Zabini.
In Plain Sight (ao3) - MournfulSeverity
Draco/Harry, Hermione/Ron
E, 2k
Summary: Fifteen years have passed since Harry's defeat of Voldemort, likely his most successful prospect in life. What followed was a failed marriage and a desk job not nearly as glamorous as he once hoped. Stuck in a mundane life, one person has the potential to change all that.
Let Me Show You (ao3) - maraudersaffair
Draco/Harry
E, 2k
Summary: Draco asks Harry to dinner. Harry thinks it's just to manipulate him.
Little Talks (ao3) - Femme (femmequixotic), noeon (noe)
E, 11k
Summary: Draco’s been shagging the Head Auror for months now, and he’s sure it’s just a fling. Until Harry asks him to a Quidditch match, that is, and things go horribly wrong.
Partners in Crime (ao3) - sm_jl
Hermione/Ron
M, 9k
Summary: Detective Auror Hermione Granger is great at solving murders. Best-selling author Ron Weasley is great at writing them. And together, they're going to catch a killer.
promoted forward (ao3) - ayebydan
G, 100
Summary: Harry is prompted to Head Auror and quickly realises the importance of a secretary.
Taken By the Night (ao3) - greenaleydis
Hermione/Draco
M, 10k
Summary: Someone is killing off former Death Eaters, and their next target is Professor Malfoy. With young students coming into Hogwarts for the Sorting Feast, the stakes have never been higher. But facing potential death is the least of the professor’s problems - and apparently the least of Auror Granger’s as well.
The Deeper Symbolism Behind Golden Apples (ao3) - oldenuf2nb
Draco/Harry
M, 26k
Summary: When the Wizengamot insists Chief Auror Harry Potter pose for a statue for the Ministry Atrium, why are his friends reluctant to tell him who the sculptor is?
The Deepest, Most Desperate Desire (ao3) - muffliato
Harry/Ginny
G, 3k
Summary: Head Auror Harry Potter only wanted to think about the upcoming Quidditch World Cup, flying with his family, and catching up with the DA. The last thing on his mind was a half-forgotten mirror. But little did he know that an irritating case and his heart's desire would lead to all being well. — Compliant with canon as well as the Rita Skeeter World Cup article.
The Head Auror’s Husband (ao3) - MarsInsane
Draco/Harry
T, 13k
Summary: Head Auror Harry Potter is attempting to build a better Auror Department outside the Ministry. As the pressure of getting funds takes a toll on his personal life and sanity he asks for guidance from anyone to help. An angel hears his plea. But is he really an angel? Based on the movie The Bishop’s Wife.
The Healer and the Auror (ao3) - The_Lavender_Creator
Draco/Harry
T, 253
Summary: Harry got hurt on the job.
The Photoshoot series (ao3) - drarryruinedme7
Draco/Harry
E+M, 13k
Summary: Harry, Head Auror, needs advices for a photoshoot. Draco Malfoy happens to be a famous model: is it unprofessional to drool over someone who’s helping you for work?
What Could Go Wrong? (ao3) - Summerwinds_06
Hermione/Draco
T, 4k
Summary: When the Ministry of Magic announces a fun-and-friendly competition day between the Auror department around an entire day of proving (and sometimes showing off) their skills to one another as a means of getting closer to their colleagues, it does have a few down sides, especially when a certain blonde and brunette get a little riled up...(One-Shot)
Thanks to @FBFilmseries on Twitter I have new Theseus content Can't stop posting him. Hoping he survive all the Movies. #theseusscamander #fantastischetierwesenundwosiezufindensind #FantasticBeastsTheCrimesOfGrindelwald #bigbrotherscamander #headauror #fantasticbeastsandwheretofindthem https://www.instagram.com/p/BoiSv_WHj0T/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=yz2qkmlcqrsw
Didn't safe all pictures I found of Theseus on my phone. ..No. Never 😎 And yes. That's the Letter he wrote to Newt in the first Movie. Informing us about his newest Installment and about Grindy. And that he has Contact to Graves! And I just like his Signature. #theseusscamander #theseuspercivalcombo #fantasticbeastsandwheretofindthem #olderscamanderbrother #headauror https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn9cFHRHWAg/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ctz8v9bx41y5
umm i can't remember exactly, it was almost definitely within the last few days and almost definitely because i'm leAVING FOR COLLEGE SOON? NOPE, NOPITY NOPE
10. biggest turn on(s)
messy spiky hair / dude runs hand through said hair what
when ur holding hands and dude does the thumb rubbing ur hand thing
big happy genuine smiles
19. middle name
i mean technically i go by my middle name cuz mag comes from margaret which is my middle name
beth is the big spoon NO QUESTION. she loves holding alison in her arms and alison loves the way her head rests in the crook of beth's neck - it just feels like a puzzle piece falling into place. the only time alison is the big spoon is when beth has a rough shift at work and she can feel the tears fall from down her cheek. at those times she gives her a light kiss on the collarbone and then shifts up so she can wrap her arms aorund beth.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
they love going out to the range together and have competitions on who has better accuracy. after two months of practice alison ALWAYS wins
(after the first 5 times that beth let her win she started to get tired of alison's gloating - i'm better than a COP, can you believe it? - so she decided to actually try. alison still won everytime after that)
it's also my headcanon that BETH is the one who got alison into couponing, so they like to spend a sunday morning cuddling in bed with warm coffee and 100s of sheets of newspaper advertisements spread across the bed (i will fight you on this don't test me)
who uses all the hot water in the morning
beth does but alison gets angry about it so beth starts showering at night so alison could have all the hot water she wants in the mornings
beth also suggests sharing the showers but alison protests that there's no point of going in there to get clean if they're just going to get dirty
(alison caves and jumps in anyway)
what they order from take out
beth is actually an amazing cook but when she's not cooking they like to have chinese food sometimes when alison is feeling "exotic"
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
whether or not beth should buy a motorcycle. the same argument has been happening for 5 years:
alison says it's too dangerous and that she can get her fill of danger out of police work. beth says she's a grown woman who can make her own decisions.
(beth still hasn't bought one.)
who does most of the cleaning
alison. hands down. but beth is a very tidy person so it's only by a little bit that alison cleans more, and that's mostly because she cleans when she's stressed and she stresses out A LOT.
when beth is gone for weeks for an undercover job the house looks like it could host the pope or the queen once alison is done with it.
what has a season pass in their DVR
the only show that they can agree on is grey's anatomy (beth cries more than alison does)
beth was also the one to get alison into dexter when it was still on tv
who controls the netflix queue
beth controls it so that alison doesn't fill the whole thing with rom coms.
she fills it with scary movies that alison hates so that she has an excuse to hold ali tight while they cuddle on the couch.
('if you just wanted to cuddle me you could have just asked, you know'
'yeah, but this is more fun')
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
THEY CALL CAL TO COME FIX THEIR STUFF WHEN IT'S BROKEN
(actually, ali secretly calls cal from outside while beth is fiddling with pipes and tools inside and no doubt making it worse)
who steals the blankets
BETH my god ali has to literally RIP the blankets off of her but then beth ends up rolling over half on top of alison and she has to push so hard to get her off of her because beth is a dead weight when she's sleeping
who leaves their stuff around
B E T H oh boy alison gets so angry because beth is SO neat but the one thing she is messy about is her work papers. when she's working a case you can bet your life savings that their living room floor, coffee table, couch, EVERYWHERE will be covered in the paper work for the case. alison tried to neatly arrange them once but learned never to do that again because beth got mad that she couldn't find the one paper that she KNEW had been left sandwiched behind the couch cushion.
who remembers to buy the milk
alison because she remembers EVERYTHING and does all of the grocery shopping.
(beth tries to sneak things like candy and chips on the grocery list but alison comes back empty-handed every time)
who remembers anniversaries
alison has colour-coded large 12-month calendar for every significant anniversary and keeps it on the fridge
(first day they met, first date, first kiss, first time they 'made love' - ew, ali, please don't call it that -, first time they said 'i love you', first fight, first make-up sex, first coming out announcement, first day they moved into together, first joint-account opening, etc)