#headbeater

[whalesusedtobewolves]

Me: Why don't we go on Grand Designs?

Jarba: I don't wanna get pregnant!

[whalesusedtobewolves]

After dinner last night

Me: Thank you for dinner.

Jazra: You're welcome, Hitler.

[whalesusedtobewolves]

There's cat hair on your nose! There's always cat hair on you!

@headbeater to the cat.

[whalesusedtobewolves]

#2

@headbeater

[kickmuncher3]

britta/britta

Masturbation is a sin. How dare you make me read this, you fucking sicko? Have fun in hell.

tell me your otp and I’ll ship shame you

[kickmuncher3]

re: halloween, are you gonna be birdperson or what. (bonus: your gf is tammy?)

Haha! That’d be really awesome/difficult and easy for her (so that’s a bonus). I’ll consider it, but i’ve kinda got another idea brewing in my noggin... we’ll see.

[kickmuncher3]

headbeater replied to your post “I know a lot of you won’t be with me on this, but I’m actively hoping...”

i feel like it would kill dan. frankie & the dean spinoff tho, please and thanks.

“Frankie and the Dean” theme song is a parody of Benny and the Jets.