Aug 22, 2016
in modern au lance calls his car ‘blue’
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in modern au lance calls his car ‘blue’
HC + cartoons
OK SO LIKE LANCE WAS A CARTOON LOVER HARDCORE AS A KID OK. LIKE HE WATCHED EVERY THIN G. ALL DAY. IMMEDAITELY AFTER HE CAME HOME FROM SCHOOL. it was either that or firing up crash bandicoot or spyro on the old ass ps1 (they rly could only afford old ass consoles for him since he had so many siblings n they were cheap as shit). HE LOVED SPYRO BTW. but anyways back to cartoons he was DEFINITELY a tom & jerry kid and was probably one of those that felt really sorry for tom when he lost in a rly bad way. he also loved spongebob and he probably references it to this day same lance same BASICALLY, he loved cartoons as a kid and honestly still does enjoy binge re-watching stuff from time to time.
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Asked someone to marry you? Innocent Kissed one of your friends? Innocent Danced on a table in a bar/tavern? Guilty Ever told a lie? Guilty Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have? Guilty Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Innocent Kissed a picture? Guilty Slept in until 5pm? Guilty Fallen asleep at work/school? Guilty Held a snake? Guilty Been suspended from school? Innocent Worked at a fast food chain/restaurant? Innocent Stolen something? Innocent Been fired from a job? Innocent Done something you regret? Guilty Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose? Guilty Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Guilty Kissed in the rain? Innocent Sat on a roof top? Guilty Kissed someone you shouldn’t? Innocent Sang in the shower? Guilty Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Guilty Shaved your head? Innocent Slept naked? Innocent Had a boxing membership? Innocent Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? Innocent Been in a band? Guilty Shot a gun? Guilty Donated blood? Guilty Eaten alligator meat? Innocent Eaten cheesecake? Guilty Still loved someone you shouldn’t? Guilty Have/had a tattoo? Innocent Liked someone, but will never tell who? Guilty Been too honest? Guilty Ruined a surprise? Guilty Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can’t walk after? Innocent Erased someone in your friends list? Innocent Dressed in a man’s clothes? Innocent Joined a pageant? Innocent Been told that you’re beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Innocent Still have communication w/ your ex? Innocent Cheated on someone? Innocent Got totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning? Guilty A total stranger treated you by paying your fare? Innocent Got so angry that you cried? Guilty Tried to stay away from someone for their own good? Guilty Thoughts about suicide? Guilty Thoughts about murder? Innocent How about Mass Murder? Innocent Rode in a stranger’s vehicle? Guilty Stalked someone? Innocent Had a girlfriend/boyfriend? Guilty Gotten totally drunk during a holiday? Guilty
i love dorky lance making dumb sound effects with all my heart and its 100% canon. he goes ‘pew pew pew’ on missions. he tells shiro “why dont you just go WOOSHSHOOWSH em up with your arm” “why dont we just nNNYOOOOM right by and go ROAAWRR they wont know what hit em”
“and then the guy was just like gwHAOOOOWHH all in slow motion and stuff like-”
“pidge its doing a BEEPBEEPBEEP again”
he meows back at cats and barks back at dogs. he is a Master
Lance doesn’t necessarily suffer from depression or thoughts of self harm (mostly because he knew if he got self harm scars it’d cause panic for both his friends and family and he does Not want to hurt them in that way), but let’s just say he’s a little more reckless than need be when he’s feeling down or anxious. To others he seems to be unfearing of death to a worrying degree - and it’s because of his horrendously low self-esteem. He values his life a lot less in comparison to others, would pretty much take a bullet for anyone because he believes that he’s the only one that really deserves one.
Lance’s enneagram is Type 3 - The Achiever. On a level from 1 to 9, with 1 being at his best and 9 being at the worst, Lance in his current form / main verse sits at Level 6. The description for Level 6 is as follows:
‘Want to impress others with their superiority: constantly promoting themselves, making themselves sound better than they really are. Narcissistic, with grandiose, inflated notions about themselves and their talents. Exhibitionistic and seductive, as if saying "Look at me!" Arrogance and contempt for others is a defense against feeling jealous of others and their success.’
Basic Fear: Of being worthless Basic Desire: To feel valuable and worthwhile
Type 3 is also highly linked to façades and ‘putting on a show’, some people even call it ‘The Face’ type instead of the Achiever. People of Type 3 (including lance) tend to bend towards whatever it takes to be seen as ‘successful’ in their environment. Their greatest fear is turning out to be a “nobody”. To this end, they learn to ‘perform’ in ways that garner them positive attention, but unfortunately this can lead to creating a false personality so that they become more accepted than what they feel they would get if they were to just be themselves.