Jan 23, 2013
Dave decides to grow facial hair once. He gets one of those douchey goatees and it's really light and barely visible but he likes it a lot for some reason. So he just keeps it and grooms it, and John tells him it makes him look like a dick. Bro says he is so proud his little bro can grow facial hair. Dave loves it.
Part of his love for it stems from how much it annoys Karkat, of course. So obviously Karkat thinks the only course of action left is to refuse to kiss Dave until he shaves it off.
Dave refuses. And promptly wakes up with half a goatee two days later.