#healing problems

[whitherliliesbloom]

Summary of my copied factory healing experience

Inspired by this meme

[umbralaperture]

FFXIV Salty Healer Checklist:

Macros:

Warning healer may or may not be disgruntled. Mess up at your own risk

Healing is compulsory. Rezzing is not

I can't heal stupid. But I can rez it.

Damn it <t> you’re a <tjob> not a corpse! Get back in there! <raise/ascend/resurrect>

On Lakshmi: 

I’m taking a shot for every person who falls off this platform. (bonus if the tank says “Alcohol poisoning is a thing!”)

[universeofourowndesign]

Mercy rant

Do not fucking tell your mercy that she has no skill when she gets games at 15k healing and 16 rez with 45% def/attack assist. LIKE B, go ahead and be vitch Ass dps while you get no kills and let me just get repeatedly killed. I don't care about your Bitch Ass sr and I'll watch you drop to low Elo if you're gonna try this shit again.

[whorsfly]

guys I have bad news :/

turns out mercy needs to be alive to heal you :/

[umbralaperture]

What happens when I'm sick

Dh is using snap chat filters to make healing ostrich to make me laugh

Cool downs

[whorsfly]

Mercy Problems

Okay so I’m playing a round of mystery heroes. We’re defending the payload in Numbani. My first spawn is as mercy, I’m like heck yes I just got her Sigrún skin in a loot box I’m about to KILL IT.

So we’re holding the enemy at their spawn, they can’t get anywhere. I’m locked into Roadhog (and Pharah of course) and no one’s dying, I’m keeping everyone alive, up until the last 45 seconds of play and someone snipes me. I’m like, okay, nbd, I did my job, there’s no way we can lose this, right?

BOY WAS I WRONG.

My team lets them grab the goddamn payload in overtime and then they absolutely ROLL over us for the remaining two checkpoints and finish the match in about three minutes. The whole time I was praying for another run with mercy so I could help hold them off, but I got stuck with Ana twice (who I’m not good with) and bastion once (who I’m also not good with).

And then to top it all off, with over 7,000 healing done in the match, NOT ONE PERSON VOTED FOR ME AT THE END. NOT. ONE.

Okay, rant over, I’m gonna go try and cool off by blasting people in the face with Reaper.

Happy healing to all my other Mercy Mains out there!

[mezerin]

Is it normal for a team mate to think that if you are healing them it means they can rush into the middle of the enemy and expect to stay alive?  Also, is it normal for you to be healing them, they do something stupid, get you killed in the process, then yell “I NEED HEALING” while standing beside your dead body?  And this happens several times throughout the match? I feel like this must be a perfectly normal thing . . .