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[darthtryhard]

Rumor: You sleep in the nude.

“False. I have very fine black Cahuengian Silk pajamas that I am very particular about no one seeing. 

And that includes you. Leave the Caf on the table and leave.”

He heard somewhere Darth Vader slept in his uniform for obvious reasons, and had tried that for a bit but after some had made the mistake of mentioning the smell that built up, he adopted a more comfortable routine. 

[rxnkylo]

-quietly leaves a cup of chamomile tea outside his quarters-

“I DONT WANT TEA I WANT COCO! WITH THREE MARSHMALLOWS!”

[darthtryhard]

"Good afternoon, sir! Can I offer you anything? Coffee? Tea?" ((lol hi this is also anibisunfell/amateur-chemist/s mun))

Kylo flinched at the sudden voice, a quick jab of a button and the monitor he had been intently watching flickered off, spinning around with an incredulous expression. “Can’t you see I’m busy??”

When he realized it was just the intern, his face relaxed slightly, taking an indifferent air. “Tea. Would be fine. But only with Organic Endorian Honey.” He added firmly.

[rxnkylo]

Tell me?

IF YOU SNUCK INTO MY ROOM I WOULD:

[ X ] Go back to sleep                 [X  ] Kick you out[  ] Cuddle with you                   [  ] Be like “How in the world?”[  ] Let you sleep on the floor    [ X ] Become angry

IF YOU KISSED ME (OR HUGGED) I WOULD:

[  ] Kiss or hug you back                       [  ] Smile and laugh[X  ] Stiffen, and feel uncomfortable        [ X ] Push you away[  ] Be shocked                                       [ X ] Strike you

IF YOU ASKED ME TO GO OUT WITH YOU FOR A DAY I WOULD SAY:

[ X ] No          [  ] Yes          [  X] Most certainly not.          [X ] Without hesitation.

YOU ARE:

[  ] Cute          [  ] Adorable          [  ] Attractive          [  ] Beautiful[  ] Okay         [  ] Ugly                 [ X ] Am not going to grace this with an answer

YOU ARE TO ME A:

[ X ] Stranger          [  ] Acquaintance          [  ] Ally[  ] Friend              [  ] Love                        [ X ] Rival [X  ] Enemy (Cause everyone is)

I FIND YOU TO BE:

[ X ] Pathetic          [  ] Off no consequence          [  ] Intriguing [  ] Frightening     [  ] Unsettling                          [ X ] Annoying [  ] Infuriating       [  ] Pleasant company            [  ] Comforting [  ]  Unable to be lived without                            [  ] Trustworthy

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