#heartsstuck

[jadeharleydaily]

In honor of the new Kingdom hearts and my love of Vi’s aus I drew some kingdom hearts au Jade!!!!

original here: https://jadeharleydaily.tumblr.com/post/177314958666/two-of-my-favorite-things-jade-homestuck-and

I hope you all like!!!

[sadgaywerewolf]

Lexaeus/Equius

On a scale of one to ten, this was astronomical levels of not ok; as in, so high that you’d probably have to request IV to think of some new form of scientific notation just to describe it. 

It’s not that the kid was scary, he was just…

just there. Standing there. Staring. And…and sweating. He was sweating a whole lot.  Lexeaus had tried ignoring it, he had tried making small talk, he had tried punching him out, all of which had failed terribly.  The kid was strong, he’d give him that, very strong.  He reminded Lexeaus of himself at seventeen, but…

Oh god, why was he looking at you like that?

Zexion had informed the rest of the Organization that, in fact, their cohabitants (“trolls” as they were dubbed) weren’t a threat on the basis that the Organization wouldn’t be a threat to them, either.  Apparently, dear old VI had been meeting with one of them for quiet some time (a fact, you might bring up, VI hadn’t told you of…) However, despite Zexion’s reassurances, you were skeptical   It’s not that you didn’t trust Zexion’s ability to analyze the danger of a situation but…

But Zexion’s lady friend with the red skirt and the short hair and the painted lips was absolutely nothing like the boy in front of him. Or behind him. Or where ever he happened to be while in the act of stalking you.  Occasionally you’d hear him mutter something under his breath, accompanied by a shudder (“So STRONG”, “Yes, good”) or make small whimpering noises whenever you completed an exercise with your tomahawk. 

“Look, kid…” you hazard, trying to look as stern as possible, “you really need to, like…check your personal space.”

The boy stood there. Staring. 

“I mean, I need you to…lay off, you know?”

“Is that…an order?” 

What, uhm…”Yeah, sure? I order you to leave me alone?”“Oh…yes…”

He never did leave you alone. 

[sadgaywerewolf]

Ok so I saw your tags and now I have to request pale Kanaya<>Zexion. With tea. Yes.

They sat in amiable silence, sipping tea among the dusty books in a hidden recess in the Library that Never Was. After a time, the lady commented. "This is quiet good tea." "Directly from London." her male companion responded, topping off her cup as it was proffered to him, "Biscuit?"

"Yes, thank you. Did you make them?""I did.""Delicious, as always."

The drank their tea in silence again, only broken by a spoon clinging against the side of a glass, or the crunch of a biscuit.

The lady once again was the one to initiate conversation, "How long, do you think?"

"Until the rest find out?""Indeed.""A while, I think.  They're rather uninterested.  So long as Vexen-"

"The scholar?""Correct. So long as he doesn't catch wind of it, I think you're safe.""Are we not safe if they find us?"

Zexion lowered his cup from his lips as he pondered this, "No...you most likely are.  Even if they did find out, it probably wouldn't be more than a passing curiosity   Vexen  is really the only one besides myself interested in studying new entities, and Saix would ignore you if you weren't a threat.""Are we a threat?" Kanaya asked, smirking slightly and casually reapplying her lipstick.

"I'm not sure," he glanced at the tube of lipstick while casually running a finger over his lexicon, not to be outdone to subtle threats by non-threatening looking weapons, "do you want to be a threat?""I see no reason to be," she smacked her lips together, and sipped her tea again, "unless you are to us.""I feel the same."

They pointedly did not say anything as they casually drank again.  When both cups were emptied, Kanaya folded her napkin dainty and slide back her seat.  "I must be off, or else they'll miss me. Or, at least, Karkat-""The loud, angry one?""Correct, he'll wonder where I've gone off to." 

"Very well," Zexion placed his napkin on his plate, stood from the table and opened a portal that would lead Kanaya back down to the lab. "Same time next week, then?"She took his proffered hand as she stepped through into the darkness, "I look forward to it." And she was gone. 

Zexion looked down at her napkin, folded neatly into the shape of the diamond.  She had started doing that recently, for reasons unknown to him.  It must be part of their culture. 

Maybe he should start folding his napkin in to suite shapes as well. Interesting. 

[sadgaywerewolf]

Karkat/Roxas, with your choice of Our Stupid Headcanons.

"So...you guys have just been, like, down there?"

"APPARENTLY SO.""Like just...living down there, or-""IF YOU COULD CALL BEING FORCED IN A SMALL SPACE WITH THESE NOOK-WHIFFING ASSHOLES "LIVING" THEN I SUPPOSE. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?"

Roxas frowned, these weird gray heartless (heartless? New Nobodies? No one was really sure yet...) were sort of rude. "Who the fuck are you?" he bit out.  Ok, not the most mature response but he WAS only sixteen.

"I FUCKING ASKED YOU FIRST." Of course, so was Karkat.

"I asked you second."

They spend the greater part of a minute glaring at each other, before Karkat huffed angrily, deciding maybe diplomacy was the best direction here. "Karkat."Roxas bit back a giggle, "Karkat? What kind of name is THAT?"

"THE NAME OF A FUCKING LEADER, GOD DAMMIT, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?"

"Roxas. I'm Roxas. " He held out his hand, still smirking at the angry grey entity in front of him. Karkat didn't take it.

"Well, Roxas, understand this. I DON'T LIKE YOU. OR ANY OF THIS WEIRD ASS SHIT, SO FUCKING STAY OUT OF OUR LAB, OK?" 

Roxas cocked his hip, "Can't make any promises, Katty, I was told to investigate, after all." 

"THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME?"

"I'll catch you later, Katty, if you decide to pull your head out of your ass.  Oh, and watch out Larxene." With that, Roxas walked off, spinning his keyblade, obviously showing off. Karkat glared after him, determinedly ignoring the spade's he kept seeing.