Heated Rivalry Episode 1 Transcript
Dec. 2008 - Regina Saskatchewan (Canada?)
International prospect cup - both 17 yrs
Outside it's trying to light cigarette - awkward handshake - ilya clearly doesn't really understand English - baby Shane really doesn't know what he's doing
Commentators hyping rivalry over hockey footage
Both ilya and Shane shown sitting watching each other at practice in empty stadiums? Bleachers?
Russia wins
Six months later - June 2009 - draft
In handshake line ilya says “see you at the draft”
Both just turned 18 out about to (Shane may 10, ilya June 15)
Really awkward convo about how Montreal is super down with having an Asian player they like the diversity
Ilya’s Dad calls him lazy in front of important high up in Boston’s management ilya “I promise to work very hard for you” very sincerely. Good father in Russian says “you listen. you don't speak”
After Shane is having trouble sleeping and goes to the gym gets on stationary bike ilya comes in shortly and gets on bike directly next to Shane they have little back and forth competition both back of the show down at same time
Water bottle scene
-ilya asks about if Boston is nice City
Sexual tension up the wazoo
Six months later - Dec 2009 (New Years Eve)
Ottowa, Ontario - international prospect cup
We are with it's in his hotel room, 3 missed calls from his dad. Older brother Alexei calls, ilya keeps asking what up with his dad Alexei says it's because ilya lost a hockey game dramatically emphasized loudly to people in the room with Alexei (some kind of party? Hangout?) (maybe start of weird dementia related behavior?). Alexei asks for money, ilya “My bonus is done, man. You snorted most of it”. Alexei, “wah-wah, you whiny faggot”. Ilya says go fuck yourself and Alexis says it back with a bitch tacked on cause he's an asshole.
Ilya answers his father's next call (or calls him back to get it over with I can't tell). “Apologize to Russia” He lost to Czech (”disgusting”) but will win against Sweden or they won't play for gold. “I don't care about ‘we’. You! You will not lose to him.”
Canada wins
Hollander “see you in October in handshake line”
Six months later - June 2010
CCM photoshoot - 19yrs
Ilya orchestrated
“you look pretty” “give us some intensity”
Start cracking up
Ilya tells Shane it was his idea
Shane convo with Mom about having to be seen wearing his Reebok's (he's distracted) “you're the youngest hockey player they've ever signed to a deal” “kids who don't see themselves a lot”
Shower scene
After showers “wow, you are really bad lyer” “what's your room number” “1410” “if I knock ~9” “I might open” “ I might knock”
🎵 Sea Lion Woman by Feist
Shane anxious baby doesn't know what he's doing briefly puts on a suit regains his senses changed back into regular chilling clothes still very anxiously waiting very stuff
Ilya almost runs into yuna on way Shane's room
Shane says he thinks they should talk and ilya if he wants to sit ilya says not really and walks Shane over to the wall real gently intentional but Shane has to choose to let him and to walk with him
Ilya's so intentional, takes it slow. Kiss once, back away enough to give space and opportunity to say something before going back in for more for longer based on Shane's reaction
Shane starts the the signal the undressing
Once Shane commits, as soon as they start undressing Shane goes for ilya's pants, he wants that dick
Shane goes down to his knees to give his first go at a blowjob. Ilya stops him Shane asks “is that bad” ilys says “no opposite, too much too good” (ilya wants to take his time? Doesn't want to go too fast. He did orchestrate this to see Shane)
Ilya asks is it your first time with man Shane says yes, Shane asks ilya who says no not his first time with a man. Shane's like wait what who? Another player?. Ilya is all ah, no coaches son back in Russia Shane asks if he was afraid of getting caught. Ilya says no, same secret, so. Curious. “And you make me curious”
“You like sucking my cock?”
“Wow those English words just took right off your tongue”
“Yes? [You enjoyed sucking my cock?]”
“Yes”
“You want me to lie on bed and let you do it some more?”
“Let me?” “yeh”
Shane pushed him to bed. Love the real awkwardness of undressing in this very real.
“No fair, come on I want to see you”
“You saw me in the showers”
“Yeah I want more”
Shane takes his time and folds his clothes
“So what do you want to do?”
“I don't know”
Ilya tires a bit of a handjob on Shane “is this okay?”
Once ilya starts up the momentum again Shane feels like he can get back into it (inertia we love it (autism?))
Shane goes back in for that dick, gotta suck dick
“Yeah, like that Hollander” ilya (we love a good communicator
Encourages Shane with his hand to get off if he doesn't want cum in his mouth and finished himself off looking at Shane and kissing him
“Not bad for first time”
“fuck you rozanov”
Ilya decided to be funny, “okay, was fun”
“Are you serious?!”
“What? What you need something?”
Shane looks away, quiet. Ilya doing cum of his hands with tissues on bed side table. Ilya rolls over onto Shane.
“You think I am asshole?”
“I know you're an asshole”
“I would not leave you like that”
“No?” “No”
“Let me show you how to do this, kid”
Shane tries to get ilya to get off before he cums but ilya holds him down across his chest and keeps his mouth exactly where it is.
Shane tries to apologize. “I'm so sorry, I didn't think” (mirroring from earlier straight sex?)
“what? That you would cum so quick?”
“Fuck you”, Shane, (ilya chuckles) “ you didn't have to”
“I don't mind”
Both laugh a little. This is so..
Ilya says he wants a cigarette, Shane says smoking is bad for you. Ilya “oh is it”
Shane “your not going to tell anyone about this are you?”
“Me? Yes Hollander I'm going to tell everyone.”
“Because no one can know” Shane
Ilya says singing in Russian (probably no shit, obviously)
“Hollander, look, I'm not going to tell anyone. Okay?”
“Ok”
“I have early flight tomorrow, so”
“Yeah me too”
Ilya gets his clothes shane lays back on bed (still in socks!) then sits up and tries to look together naked on the bed (arms crossed)
“Good night”, ilya. “Night” Shane
Ilya leaves, Shane “holy shit” breathes laughs
Three months later (Oct 2010)
Montreal
Shane watching ilya giving shirtless press on his phone
Reporter “how are you feeling about finally getting to Montreal tomorrow?”
Ilya “good. About time”
Reporter “are you looking forward to beating Shane Hollander?”
Ilya “Uh, he is goalie now, yes?”
“Ilya at the beginning of the season you said you would score 40 goals your rookie season. You still feeling like that's going to happen?”
“No, no. I never said 40 goals. Is lie. Liar told you that. I said 50.”
Shane to himself, “what a fucking asshole” laughing, amused
Cuts to Shane arriving 15 minutes late to lunch with his parents.
Got lost down a YouTube rabbit hole definitely about unlikely animals becoming friends and definitely not about ilya rozanov.
Yuna excited rolex is in and reads email they sent confirming that they are expired to work with Shane “we believe he will be hockeys most significant ambassador in a generation.”
David caught up on all this fancy new lingo and new handle fangless video portal sites. “What! I'm just keeping up.”
Yuna saw same clip that Shane did and explains it to table.
Yuna “imagining he's better than you? Fuck him. Right up the butt.”
Skips to what I imagine is the first Boston v Montreal game of the season, 3rd period 0:43
Send ilya and Shane in to the face off
Ilya “Shane Hollander, will you disappoint them?”
“No”
Shane gets a goal off of the face off with ilya and gets interviewed in French afterwards where he gives very sportsmanlike media answers and the report is trying to get him to say that it felt good to beat specifically rozanov and he's all “I'm happy with any goal I can get”
He's asked if he thinks he shares challenges with Serena Williams and tiger woods. He says he doesn't think about that kind of things he is just happy to play hockey.
We zoom out and see ilya watching that interview in his hotel room. “Mr. Hollander” then in Russian “how does it feel to be perfect? Fucking perfect. Thanks for asking. In fucking French.” Then turns off the tv.
Flashes to him in the same hotel room but out of bed pacing on the phone. In Russian
“Twenty thousand dollars?!” Ilya
“Yes, twenty thousand dollars. I'm glad your hearing is okay” Alexei, baby crying in background
“For what this time?”
“For fuck you”
“This is the last fucking time”
“Yeah, fine”
“And I'm not sending it tonight”
“Why the fuck not?”
“It's. It's midnight here, Alexei!
“You always have some bullshit excuse, ilya”
Ilya runs his hand over his face rubbing his eyes.
“how's Dad?”
“What the fuck is up with you and Dad? Jesus fucking Christ! He is fine! (Shows woman trying to comfort crying baby at the dining table with Alexei telling at ilya over the phone, then moves again so we are closer on Alexei’s have) We can all live without you. Go fuck yourself, ilya.”
“On the phone yesterday, he asked me to bring home some bread.”
Moment of just the baby crying, close on Alexei's face.
“Well, he is stupid!”
Ilya disappointed nodding. “Good night, Alexei”
“First thing in the morning, ilya.”
Four months later Feb? 2011
All-star games - Nashville
Commentators “the theme is team Hollander versus team rozanov. Oh, I'm sorry I read that wrong it's team North America versus team Europe. It's not subtle. Any time the league can figure out a way to get these two kids in each other's faces they're gonna do it”
Yes conference together foot tapping
“Ilya the having a legendary tomorrow season, you both have. You've had 28 goals so far and we're in the middle of February. You still thinking about a 50 goal campaign?”
Ilya taps Shane foot with his. Takes his time leans forward. “Yes.”
“Shane kinda the same to you. You scored 31 goals. Any chance you want to speculate as to how the season is going to end up for you guys?”
“No chance at all.”
“Question for ilya first but it will be the same for Shane. Boston is an original six legendary team that's struggled to get to the playoffs for the past 3 seasons. How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general, to restore Boston to it's former glory? And how much of that do you take on personally?”
Ilya looks to do side, nervously touches tie and collar. Tires to start responding uh, um.
Shane catches ilyas confusion. “Sorry, not to jump the gun here, but with rozanov’s permission…” Shane taps roz. Roz gives little nod. “I know it's only been since Montreal’s made the playoffs, but I think I get the idea. So, look, my mom is the works biggest metros fan. She's obsessed. And like all metros fans, she wants us to be back in the playoffs regularly and she wants us to win some cups. And I want the same thing. I want to be in the playoffs and I want to win some cups. I feel pretty aligned with the fans, cause we want the same thing. And at this point, it's my job to take that personally.”
“Ilya?”
“What he says.”
Rozanov moves his whole for over to press it up against Shane's and Shane reciprocates.
Flashes to shot accuracy competition. Current leader (current record holder) Scott Hunter 8.03 sec.
Roz goes first breaking the record, Shane Hollander shaves over a second off the record ilya rozanov just set.
Ilya “good job”
“Thanks”
“You have fun last night?”
“Last night?” (Shane's definitely a little concerned about what roz is asking here)
“With your team. Get dinner, get drunk?”
“Oh, yeah. I mean, I had fun but I didn't get drunk”
Ilya raspberries
Shane, “you?”
Ilya “yeah, it was great. No boring Canadians, no stupid Americans.”
“So what just a bunch of Finnish guys talking about the cousins they're in love with?”
Ilya Smith's a little at Shane getting into the teasing.
“Think I'm going to bed early tonight.”
“Oh, yeah?”
Scate by “one two two one” while shanes on the bench directly next to Scott Hunter.
Scott looks at Shane like he is worried he started suffering auditory hallucinations
Scott “nice shooting, rook”
“Thanks”
“Glad to see rozanov didn't hold my record for more than a minute. What did he want by the way?”
“Oh, nothing, just shit talking.”
“He's an asshole, right?”
“I mean, yeah, basically”
“Lucky me. I'm in the room next door to him at the hotel.” (Had to give Shane a heads up)
Flashes to it's in his hotel room, a knock on the door. Ilya taking his sweet time to get up and open the door. As soon as he does shave pushes into the room and closes the door as fast as possible without slamming it.
“Is someone chasing you?”
“I'm standing in the hallway like an idiot. Scott Hunter is right next door.”
Ilya thinks this is very funny.
Shane “fuck”, scrambles to get close and kiss ilya right in the mouth big smooch
He's a blur he's moving so fast. Both kids a little bit desperate.
“Get on your knees” that doesn't last long it's almost immediately pulls him back up for another kiss. Then lifts Shane up to get him on the bed gets him undressed impressively fast and then sucks Shane briefly.
Ilya tells Shane to get on his stomach Shane obeys, looks a little scared but he is obedient. Ilya just lies on top of him touching and kissing.
“Have you ever?” shakes head “do you want to?”
Shane maybe kinda nods, but like not really
“You're scared” ilya concerned
“I'm not scared” Shane offended
“No, is okay”
“I'm not scared” Shane cuts ilya off
Ilya backs off a little lying on his side and fondling Shane's ass but no longer on top of him with his dick involved
“Do you ever touch yourself here?”
“Jesus Christ”
“What? does touching your ass make you gay?” (I wonder if ilya has had sex with dudes who vgthvxghbv)
“Rozanov”
“Because you know what else makes you gay is sucking my dick”
“Shut up. Fuck. I'm trying to say I have a thing, ok?”
“A thing?”
“A dildo”
…
“What color?”
“Fuck you”
“It’s big?”
“I'm leaving”
Ilya moves back over Shane kinda kissing the back of his neck
“No, no Hollander. I want to fuck you” a little whiny for sure
Shane turns over under roz to look at him.
“Not here. Not with fucking Scott Hunter next door.” (OMG is this why ilya hates Scott so much? Cock blocking him years ago?)
Ilya “he is hot. We should let him listen like mating call.”
“You'd like that, wouldn't you?”
“Mhhh, hmmmm. You probably would too. Ok so next time.”
“Next time?”
“Yeah, we play in Montreal in two weeks”
“Yeah. But, um, where would we…”
Where would we what?
Meet?
You are homeless?
No
Then we meet at your house
It's an apartment
“Hollander you are having panic attack.” Shane breathes a little laughs? Chokes?. “It's just a plan to fuck.”
Shane nods. His have is a little shaky. Ilya starts back up with the kisses. Skips to after fuck. Shane getting redressed. Ilya is sitting in bed has town around his waist.
Shane turns to look at him.
“Uh, I know we talked about Montreal in two weeks, but…”
“Oh my God Hollander you are so boring” ilya gets up and walks over to him with his hand out, “give me your phone.”. “You have phone.” Shane nods “give” Shane's gives it
Ilya fiddles with phone, Shane tries to see what he's doing, ilya gives it back. Shane looks down at it smiles, laughs, “So, what's my name gonna be?”
“Jane”
Shane send a little more relaxed about this now.
Text shows up on screen -Hey Jane, see you in 2 weeks 😉xo Lily-
Two weeks later - Feb? 2011
Boston airport
Ilya sitting next to marleu ilyas knee is bouncing his arms crossed in front of his stomach phone in hand
Cliff “what's up with you?”
“Nothing” this man tried to say convincingly
“You sure?” after cliff looked him over, like that body language though
“Fuck you”
Cliff side eyes and scoffs tiny a bit
Someone offscreen ”sorry boss no one is getting into Montreal today. Two feet of snow”
“Fuck. Fuuuuck.” Ilya checks phone
“It's a night off, boy. It's not the end of the world”
“Yeah, whatever”
“Look, whoever she is, she's gonna get over it.”
Cliff Walls away ilya keeps checking phone. Gets up after a few moments. Disappointed.
Montreal
Shane in the locker room looking at his phone. Pans over to Hayden looking at him.
“Hey, you, uh, you don't want to come over to my place for dinner tonight, do you?” (This really sounds like a come on the way he says it I swear)
“What?”
“Well since there's no game… Come for dinner. Jackie said it's cool. Oh, that's my wife. She can throw on some steaks.” Up at the end of steaks to be enticing
“I—im ona microbiotic diet.”
“Buddy, I didn't even know what that means. But Jackie can cook anything.”
Shane checks his phone again. Really leaning over to do it. Very obvious.
“You ok?”
“Yeah, I guess”
“Hey, if you have other plans that's that's totally cool.”
“No I wanna watch you eat my disgusting food. Let's do it.”
“Fuck yes! Oh my God, Jackie's gonna be so happy. She's obsessed with being the first WAG to feed you. I'm gonna text her right now, actually. Bird food only” Shane's checking his phone again.
Flashes to ilya walking home to his apartment. Opening the door. Sighing very loudly as he gets home. Immediately gets his phone out as he walks through his dark entryway. Svetlana surprises him in one of his jerseys. Ilya is very surprised “I though you were in Russia what the fuck are you doing here?”
“Bring nice but I already regret it”
“Sorry I didn't expect you. How did you know-”
“That your game was cancelled? It was announced asshole”
Svetlana “you don't deserve me. I should go.”
Ilya’s phone dings and he puts a hand up to say one moment and looks to answer it. Shave texted him -Next time, I guess?- Svetlana is not pleased.
“Ok, now I'm really leaving you piece of shit.” Walks closer to get a look at the name on his phone “Have fun with have Jane”
Giggling, roz walls get to the table. To stay making it. He's still holding his phone but he doesn't try to look at it or respond again.
Flashes to Shane at Hayden's House at the dinner table Jackie with baby in lap. Shane checks his phone sneaky like then puts it down. Just dinner stuff.
Four months later - June? 2011
Los Vegas - MLH Awards - 20yrs
Rookie of the Year nominees
Shane wins
Shane at the bar, Scott approaches
“That better just be ginger ale rook”
“It is Mr. Hunter. I wouldn't indulge in front of you.”
“Congrats man”
“Thank you”
“Uh, what would you say if me and some of the other old fucks wanted to do done did with three rooks. Would you be into that?”
“Fuck yes I would”
“Ok, then where's your boy rozanov?”
“My what?”
“No, I mean, not your boy. Just like, it's always, uh, homemade and rozanov, right? I just thought..”
“No, I don't know where he is. We're not like friends or anything.”
“No worries man. No worries. I'm sure someone else grabbed him.”
Shots, but rozanov not in the shot.
Flashes, Shane starting some scanning room we see his parents but no rozanov. (No feedback playing in background”
Flashes Shane stepping onto the balcony it's smoking against the backstreet ballister in the background.
Shane approached ilya
“I don't know if it's with jumping over.” (Oof)
“Party all done?”
“No I just need some air”
“You are drunk”
“I'm not”
“Good for you. Big night for you.” Nodding seeming genuinely happy for him
“Yeah, well, it could have gone to either one of us”
“It went to you”
“So what?! So you're up here chilling cause you couldn't take another victory lap around me? All you do is beat me. I win one stupid fucking thing and you can't even show your face down there.” (Buddy I have a feeling this is about not getting a response to your text message and had little to nothing to do with tonight)
Ilya mumbles in Russian.
“What was that?”
“Not everything is about you, Hollander!”
“So what is it then?”
“What the fuck do you want?” ( Your attention)
“Nothing. I just wanted to see the view and get some air.”
“And what? Here is fucking view Hollander. Check it out. Fuck!”
Ilya “I go home in three days”
“Okay, that must be nice.” (Shane do you think he would be out here all alone smoking cigarettes if it was nice?)
Ilya looks at Shane
This perfect idiot with perfect family does not understand.
Big sigh from ilya
Shane looks around trying to gather strength even if he doesn't understand what ilya meant ilya did try and it gives Shane momentum to
“And I guess I thought maybe we…” ilya specifically not looking at Shane, Shane, “Never mind. Ok, I'm gonna…I guess I'll uh see you next season” have out to shake
Ilya turns a little to look at him, looks down at have, fully turns around to come over to Shane. Ignores shave outstretched have puts have on Shane's chest Walks Shane over to corner of building and kisses him.
Shave kisses back, both a little frantic. Getting as much as they can in as little time as possible. After they first break apart when it's tries to go back in Shane stops him.
“What the fuck are you doing? We're both in tuxedos out in public.” (Shane I really don't understand why the tuxedos matter)
“No one is looking”
“You didn't know that”
Breathing
Ilya tries to go back in again and shave shoves him away. Then pulls him back in to rotate them so ilya is against the wall. Ilya thinks he's getting his way, cocky little smirk hands specifically off Shane and to the side to let Shane do what he wants. Although it almost send like ilya is pleased that Shane did what he did even after shave walks away. Then Shane let's go and takes a step back then starts to walk back to party
Ilya “see you next season.” “Hollander”
Door opening
Ilya watches shane leave and as soon as we hear the door close he sharply looks away. Walks back to banister.