Review: The Things We Do to Our Friends by Heather Darwent
When a book promises to be as dark and mysterious as this cover suggests, I am definitely going to want to pick it up. I was expecting some dark academia mixed in with some kind of fairytale-esque wickedness (although I knew it wasn’t a fantasy) but I’m afraid I found it to be a bit of a slog.
Clare arrives in Edinburgh with a desire to reinvent herself. So, when she meets Tabitha, a rich art student and university Queen Bee, she feels that she may have found her place amongst Tabitha’s circle. But Tabitha has a business idea that she needs Clare’s help with. A business idea that might put Clare back in trouble, similar to the type of thing she’s already running from. But these friends are capable of anything and they won’t let anything get in the way of what they want.
University is often seen as a fresh start and clean slate for everyone, so relating to Clare is easy at first. We know she has a dark past and we expect that we’ll discover it at some point. As the story developed, I guessed part of Clare’s secret but I don’t think I could have imagined the true extent of it. This isn’t some run-of-the-mill teenage drama and I did find it hard to suspend my disbelief. I thoroughly disliked Clare by the end of the book, causing me to do a U-turn quicker than I’ve ever done before with a character.
Clare is a victim of sexual assault within the book, so please be aware of this, if you intend to read it. It’s a horrific scene but her ‘friends’ display almost complete indifference in its wake. We already know that they’re toxic as hell by this point but I couldn’t get over how it was almost brushed over. Perhaps the author was trying to make a point that this kind of thing is normal in the lives of privileged teens, so they didn’t see it as that big of a deal. It was a turning point for Clare’s involvement with the group but they continued to haunt her.
Tabitha is very much the Queen Bee stereotype. If you know Regina George, Heather Chandler and Blair Waldorf, you know Tabitha. She comes from money, relishes her adoring fans and is prepared to cut anyone who tries to take her crown. I think Clare’s motivation for befriending her came from the idea of ‘it’s better to be her friend than her enemy’ but in a normal society, I don’t think Tabitha would have been interested in Clare at all. I never really understood the connection between them but it eventually transpires that perhaps it wasn’t actually Tabitha’s decision.
Ava is another girl in the clique and it’s her who insists that Clare belongs with them. I wondered whether it’s Clare’s secret past that makes her interesting to these smart, ruthless characters but I had a feeling that Ava was up to no good. She has a very questionable vibe about her and she appears to know things that she shouldn’t. She’s a very interesting character but I question the plausibility of her actions and wasn’t entirely convinced by her authenticity.
Tabitha’s business idea made me laugh at first. She has a very pessimistic view of marriage and love in general, which clearly comes from her broken home life but her drive for revenge felt quite misplaced. I wasn’t sure why she was so hell-bent on proving to herself (and to the world presumably) that all marriages are loveless and all men cheat, purely because that was the case for her own parents. I couldn’t really understand why this was the approach she chose to take rather than simply learning from her parents’ mistakes.
The Things We Do To Our Friends was an interesting read. It has echoes of The Secret History and a twist that I didn’t see coming -although I’m not sure I liked it. Other than Clare, the characters really didn’t feel all that original and the plot in some very strange directions. I would have loved to have been able to have a greater attachment to the characters, so that my interest could have been held a bit better. I think dark academia lovers will lap it up though, as it has all the features of that sub-genre but for me, not a lot of the grip.