OUHMYGODDB YOU WRITEB FOR JD ...... PLSPSLSPLSPSLS AUGH PLS JD HEADCANONS. JD AND NAIVE PARTNER HEADCABONS... NAIVE PARTNER WHO LITERALLY BELIEVES EVERYTHINB HE SAYS.. PLES AE OH TKGID I LOVE HIM SOSOMUCH DONT BLOW UP WESTERBURG BLOW UP THIS PUSDY OH JYY GODOD HELPPP
Omg I'm so sorry this is soooo late but here bestie
Jason Dean
Once he realizes you're an absolute goner btw
This man literally says "Our love is God" about a million times so like you're just,,, fueling his lowkey obsession
That just makes him think you'll do whatever he wants
And that's actually horrible because he will get you into such deep shit lmao
But that's what you're here for, right?
He tests it regularly btw
Like,, just little things at first.
You don't smoke? He's got you shotgunning cigarette smoke (and weed too ofc ofc)
This man has no morals so tbh he'd probably be the same way towards you
Y'all follow each other around like you're glued at the hip
And he loves it
No need to trail behind you on his motorcycle after you leave, so much easier, just being with you all the time.
Tbh he'd probably use how naive you are to just bring you a million times closer to him
Like he'll randomly bring up you moving in with him, and list off made up excuses that itd be better for you.
He's probably just sick of having to climb in through your window though.
Would 100% kill anyone who says anything about y'all being together
Or just anyone in your way in general.
Extremely loyal, he's too obsessed to pay attention to other people.
He also thinks he's always right too btw like most men do,, but you literally give him a reason to, always agreeing to everything.
Sometimes he chalks it down to him being your boyfriend, obviously youll agree with your significant other, but most of the time? He just savors it.
You definitely fuel his god complex every time.
But hey, at least you get a kiss for it, totally worth it.
i think heather chandler has a november birthday. i just noticed her license plate says the car was licensed in november, and so if we headcanon that she got the car on her 16th birthday, she has a november birthday
[At first I wanted to put glasses on Veronica; actually, she would always wear glasses. Chandler wears them sometimes, since I have a headcanon that he would inherit this office job from his parents]
I LOVE HOW IT TURNED OUT, even though it's a quick sketch and could be much better
- Veronica doesn't like going out a lot, but she does because Heather begs her to come with otherwise it "won't be fun"
- When they first started dating, they didn't actually know how to act like girlfriends so they just kind of acted like friends for the first two months
- Heather Chandler and Heather Macnamara actually shipped them a lot before they dated so when they finally ended up getting together they were so happy
- They're honestly a little toxic as in they argue a lot, but they forgive each other very easily
- They're go-to date is a picnic underneath a tree on a field around the corner from Heather's house (i don't make the rules)
What about smth for JD (heathers) with an s/o who's equally as possessive and protective over him, maybe even more so?
I fucking love it when the reader perfectly matches the characters energy omg
Jason Dean with an s/o who's just as possessive/protective as he is
Warnings: gender neutral reader, both the reader and JD are possessive and protective to an unhealthy extent, JD and the reader are a match made in hell (which means they're naturally perfect for each other), codependent relationship to the max here, swearing, dark humor, mentions of murder/death, mentions of gun use, some smutty/nsfw stuff
As much as JD likes to mess with you, he actually does appreciate just how much you seem to love and care for him. Far too often has he been in relationships where it seemed as though he was the only one who was putting in any effort that he eventually began to lose hope he'd one day find someone who loved and worshipped him as much as he does for them
Then you showed up, and everything in his life seemed to get ten times better. He actually started attending school more often just so he can see you, especially if he knows you won't skip
However- that doesn't mean that he won't push your buttons, because he absolutely will. Believe me when I say that he's going to have at least a little fun at your expense
He'd never actually cheat, as he's way too clingy for that (unless he got really pissed off and wanted to teach you a lesson or something, but even then he'd probably end up killing the person afterwards) but he does find it amusing to see your reaction to him flirting with other people
It doesn't even have to be anyone he actually likes, in fact, he purposely goes out of his way to flirt with people he hates and actively talks shit about in front of you because he knows how mad you'll get. He's an asshole, what can I say
The look of silent rage that appears on your face whenever you see him walk up to any random guy or girl gets him chuckling everytime. He'll stay over there and flatter said random person until you storm over and drag him away from the conversation
Don't think that just because he flirts with other people that you can, that'd be crazy. How dare you talk to anyone other than him? What do you have, a death wish or something? (You flirt with other people anyway because he's not the boss of you and you can do what you want)
It's all in good fun though, because neither one of you would ever let anyone else lay their hands on the other, whether that be in a violent or sexual manner (or both). In fact, you guys even joke that if one of you ended up cheating on the other all three people involved would die, because there's no way the cheater or the person they'd cheated with would be allowed to live and the other couldn't live knowing their beloved was gone (it's actually not that much of a joke, but since you guys are so attached to each other that would probably never happen)
Speaking of committing murders, you guys do! All the time! :D (I don't know why I'm saying this like it's a good thing lol) Anytime someone does something to piss either one of you off, the two of you turn it into a date where you both kill the person, frame it as a suicide, then go back to your house for sex while the adrenaline is still pumping fast through your veins
Jealousy sex/make-up sex happens fairly often, by the way. You two may love each other, but because your personalities are so similar they're bound to end up clashing at some point, which leads to explosive arguments that typically end in "hate sex" (it's not really hate sex since you guys still love each other but given how much you both curse each other out and literally say "I hate you" during it I guess it could qualify)
Neither one of you really have any friends, not that you'd need them when you have each other. In fact, the only time you ever hang out with anyone else is when you're purposely trying to get JD riled up, and vice versa
I know he acts pretty aloof but I like to think that deep down he's actually really flattered to have someone who's crazy over him the same way he is over you. To someone as clingy and obsessed as him, it's almost like the highest honor, y'know?
End notes: I'm finally working on old asks yippeee
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Heathers as incidents from my school (this is too much fun not to make a second part)
Veronica: A guy got so drunk at a school trip that he forgot he was allergic to oranges and had to spend 2 days in the hospital. In Germany. (It's important to mention that this was already in HS)
JD: A guy who set the bathroom on fire and as far as my knowlage goes wasn't expelled for that. Mysteriously disappears the next school year tho.
Heather Chandler: The type of people who just don't bother insulting you anymore and say your name in this wierd teasing way, that's the most annoying thing in the world. Also bonus points: This girl blocking the way while I'm patiently waiting for her to move and she turns around and screams as if I'm the one bothering her? Girl you're in the middle of the corridor.
Heather Mac: A girl who every time we have long choir rechalsals feels ill because the auditorium is literally lacing oxygen? And we have to just stand there for hours. (Bonus points is Ms. Fleming is our choir conductor who didn't let us stop singing when the girl literally felt so sick she had to sit down in the middle of the song. She was then led outside while we kept on singing which is like I'm worried about her?! What the hell?)
Heather Duke: My friend getting taken by three other people and lifted up. He's like lying but they lift him up and rock him back and forth (those would be Heather Mac and Chandler) and then another friend of ours is filming it all (Veronica). (Bonus is JD is the guy that walked down the stairs shouting "What have you done?! I left for one minute!")
Ram: A guy in my grade said that if he looses a bet he'll shave his hair of and get a buzz cut (he had this beautiful hair like it had sm volume) and then he proceeded to loose the bet and durning a 10 minutes break between our first and second PE period his friends shaved his hair off.
Kurt: The guy who deadass and irl said "I'm not homophobic I have gay friends" also the guy who after finding out I'm les tried setting me up with his bi friend? As a joke because she was takes at a time (this is for Veronica and Heather Mac) (and no I don't like this guy he's so wierd)
Ms. Fleming: The teacher who when me and my friends were sitting near our lockers (which are in the basement) walked past us and actually asked us "What are ya'll smoking?" Because I guess this is where the kids smoke but like? We didn't have any vapes or anything so that's unprompted ig 😭
