Mean owner! Price who snaps at Bunny hybrid! Reader after they accidentally break the nice ceramic bowl that he gave them for meals. You were just mad you got healthy yucky pellets!!! You wanted cake!!! (´∩｀。)
But he quickly feels bad because you give him the silent treatment. Refusing his pets, hiding under tables. You even refuse grooming time!!! You loved when he would brush your hair for you!! (╥ ω ╥)
So while you’re sleeping he gently scoops you up with those thick arms of his. giving you small kisses and coos while you wake up. And when you try to escape, legs kicking and wiggling with all your might! he just traces your hole. His finger against it. Finally pushing in when you whined enough. His two thick fingers pumping over and over as he whispers small apologies to you.
“Oh, I know, I know, m’such a meanie. M’sorry I’ll never yell again okay? Bunny? You gotta answer or I’ll stop”
You lazily nod your head, which makes him smile. He finally pumps harder making you finish. Your head against his chest as he enjoys finally being able to hug his bunny again <33
SYNOPSIS — the strange unknown number you vented to about your crush ends up being your crush.
INCLUDES — college + modern au!, smau, crack, fluff, shinso is y/n's campus crush.
PART 02 ⸻ ROLES REVERSED VERSION
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NOTE — if you guys didn't get it, the 'diary entry' shinso wrote wasn't entirely made up bc he acc was staring at y/n LOL! i love his smartass.
Au where Alastor's soul is owned by reader who is his wife and he gave it to her willingly
And the hotel find out Alastor is on a leash but he likes it and then they find out he gave it willingly to his wife. Que them being shocked that he's even married
Oooooh anon I am shaking you rapidly /pos
Warnings: possibly ooc— haven’t written Alastor in a very long time, reader is gender neutral but the word wife is used once so if you want to click off, no worries! Reader is incredibly morally grey— they were aware of the murders but didn’t say anything, are an overlord, etc… also cannibalism. It’s vague if the reader knowingly or willingly ate human flesh, but there’s a few lines in there so be warned. No appearance is described, nor is the readers domain/powers as an overlord explained :P
Wordcount: 825
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Part two is out btw :)
The Hazbin Hotel— run and managed by hells most charming princess, Charlie Morningstar— had interested you for quite some time now.
You had first heard about it through an awful interview on 666 news— only in passing, and you hadn’t paid it much mind.
But now.
They had fought off heaven and won.
But that wasn’t what drew you here, in the end. It was heart, your… sentimentality, as it were. Beyond these doors, was the man you had sworn your heart to. And he, his soul to you.
You pushed the doors open, sliding into the warm entryway with barely a whisper of noise. No one noticed you, not yet, so you took a moment to observe.
Various sinners roamed the ground floor— you could see the princess herself, her paramour… you recognised the cat sinner behind the bar, as well as the delightful little menace tearing through the space after a roach.
There was an unfamiliar spider demon— unfamiliar in the sense that you had never met him, you had certainly seen his face, amongst other things, plastered on every billboard around pentagram city.
Before your gaze could find the man you came here for, the young princess had finally taken not of you, gasping dramatically and dashing forward, hands clutching your own. “Omigosh— hi! Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!! Are you here for redemption?!”
You chuckle fondly, carefully pulling your hands from hers. “Hello, dear, I’m afraid my reasons for coming here are not so… holy, as it were.” You smile, tilting your head with a quiet buzz of power. “I’m looking for my husband.”
The princess— Charlie, seems confused. There are very few guests in the hotel and if they had a wife they never mentioned it— you can guess the thought going through her head easily.
Finally, it seems that Husk has noticed you— alerted by the sudden silence emanating from the entry way. His ears drop as he sees you, tail wiping behind him. “Oh, shit-“ he curses, setting his glass down suddenly. “Y/N, you—“
“Hello, Husker!” You greet cheerfully, stepping out of the shadowed entry towards the bar. He remains tense, eyes watching you as you approach. “Tell me, is my beloved in at the moment?”
He watches you for a moment before nodding with a sigh. “Nifty, go get him,” he waves a hand, reaching for a glass to make you a drink. He knows what you like, after all. You hear Nifty giggle before wind whips past your legs and she’s gone.
The spider demon, Angel something-or-other, leans against the bar beside you, very obviously looking you up and down with a grin. “So, who’s the lucky son of a bitch who chained you down?”
You grin, taking the offered drink from husk with a hum. “It was the other way around, actually,” you murmur through a sip of your drink of choice, smiling at the snort of laughter from the spider.
The princess’s partner— Maggie?— storms over, looking significantly less pleased. “Why are you here, overlord?” She hisses, hand slamming against the bar top suddenly. You hear the spider choke on his drink, sputtering behind you.
You grin, taking another long sip of your drink. “I told that delightful partner of yours, I’m here to see my husband.”
Her brows furrows, gaze hardening. “There’s no one here—“
“Oh, Darling!”
You turn with a grin, sliding off your seat to walk towards your darling husband— “Alastor, dear, you didn’t visit!” You laugh, letting him sweep you up into a hug. He hums against your hair, the comforting buzz of static enveloping the two of you.
“I’ve been so busy with my duties here, I haven’t had the time!” He soothes, stepping back to face the other sinners— keeping an arm around your shoulders. “I see you’ve been making conversation with my acquaintances— I hope they haven’t been to terribly rude?”
You laugh, hitting his arm gently. “No, not at all! Delightful conversationalists, the lot of them,” you tease, stepping away to grab your drink once more.
There’s a moment of silence, as you sip your drink and Alastor settles in beside you, before the entire room screeches in near synchronised shock, “WHAT?”
Angel leans towards you, jaw dropped, to ramble frantically. “That’s your husband? Holy shit, toots, what kinda psycho are ya?!”
You grin, shrugging. “Oh, what’s life without a few murders? Makes things more interesting, I say!”
Alastor chuckles, leaning against you as he murmurs, playful. “Mm, you never complained about any of my secret ingredients, either. A match made in hell, we were!”
The two of you laugh, leaning against eachother like you’re both seated at a speakeasy and not a bar in hell, surrounded by shocked sinners and royalty.
You take another sip of your drink, chest warm. The questions will come, you’re sure, but they can wait a moment. It has been so very long since you could enjoy your husband’s company.
Okay this got super long so there’s not a lot here about the owning his soul but but uh
Hope this was good :P
Edit: it’s been seven hours how did this get so popular what
Edit 2: it’s been a day I think and we’re at a thousand notes, this is definitely getting a part two
thinkin about emotionally strong reader falling apart into bf’s arms… :,)
He knows it’s bad when you can’t bring yourself to say anything: no witty remarks to play it off, no humble shrug to show that it didn’t phase you- not even a weak joke that you’d heard from passerby during the previous week. He would have known anyway but he knows how bad it is when you can’t hide the wobble in your chin when you meet him at the door and melt into his arms.
The sound of your stifled cries weaken his heart because he just knows how long you’ve been trying to hold it all together. You don’t know that he sheds his own tears at your sorrow. You don’t know that he feels his own pained heart grow just a touch because you trust him enough to be able to comfort you- to run to him when there is something you really can’t make better.
When you finally stop trying to smother out the sound of your cries, it breaks his own heart into pieces because your grief is his. He doesn’t know what to do in this pile on the floor- your arms wrapped tightly around him in fear of him leaving with one hand resting at the top of your head and the other one of his hands supporting your neck as you weep into his shoulder- so he just holds you.
And later, when your cries turn hoarse and the tears run dry, you let him pull you to your feet. He carries you to the dark bedroom because he knows you get headaches after crying. When you still don’t say a word he goes to the kitchen and scavenges some Tylenol and a cup of water.
He knows you don’t like to feel helpless- to feel like you need to rely on someone. But if he’s being honest, he likes being able to care for you. He likes how you curl up with your head on his chest and your hands wrapped around him. He likes how you let him draw shapes on your back because you secretly love the physical touch. He likes how you let out soft sighs throughout the course of the movie because he knows you’re still awake.
But most of all, he likes the intamacy of being the one you run to when it’s all too much because damn it all to hell if he made you feel like you weren’t free to be vulnerable with him.
All sharp corners and teeth, voice like gravel, presence heavy enough to make people straighten without realizing why. Ghost barely slept, barely ate, and when he did it was whatever was fast and forgettable. He wore his gear until it was threadbare. Holes at the knees, seams splitting at the shoulders, socks worn thin enough to show skin.
You noticed.
You always did.
It started small. A container left on his desk, nothing labeled, just home cooked food still warm. He stared at it like it might bite him. Ate it anyway. Every last bit. You pretended not to see.
Then shirts appeared in his locker. Same size. Same dark colors he liked. Pants folded neatly. Fresh socks. Underwear tucked at the bottom, no comment, no eye contact, no expectation. Just there.
Ghost never said thank you.
But he started eating more.
Started wearing clothes that did not look like they had survived a war on their own.
The night he came to your door, it was late. Too late. You opened it to blood, not all of it his, dried and fresh smeared together. His mask was off. You saw him fully for the first time. The scarred face, the pulled skin, the truth of him laid bare and exhausted.
His eyes flicked up to you, braced for something. Pity. Fear. Distance.
You just opened your arms.
“Oh baby,” you said softly. “Come here.”
That was all it took.
Simon folded into you like gravity finally won. Hands clutching your shirt, forehead pressed into your shoulder, breath shuddering out of him like he had been holding it for years. All that dominance, all that rage, gone in the quiet of your doorway.
You held him. No questions. No orders. Just steady hands and warmth.
"oh, smash. smash." you nodded your head sagely as your finger flicked over the photos you took of malleus just a few seconds ago. he looked positively ravishing in the most innocent sense.
malleus' head tilted slightly in confusion at your comment. "are the photos so terrible that you're considering smashing your telephone?"
he never really did understand why you kept using that phrase around him. he could walk out dressed in his pyjamas while he was sleeping over, and you would suddenly mention your need to smash something. or maybe you were commanding him to smash something?
humans are truly strange creatures.
"no, they're great." you tried your best to hold back your laugh at his genuine distress. "holy shit, smaaash." you muttered under your breath when you came across a particularly good photo. he looked like a proper adonis in it and you couldn't wait to stare at the photo for hours on end after the two of you went your seperate ways.
"you are quite the enigma." malleus muttered, wonder lacing his voice. he has to ask someone about this, or the curiosity will keep him up at night.
"what do you mean?" you asked.
"do not worry about it." malleus smiled.
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"what does 'smash' mean?" malleus asked innocently as he sat across lilia at one of the ornate tables in the diasomnia lounge. sebek stiffened, pausing his diligent tea-pouring and racking his brain in order to give his liege the most proper, concise, well-worded reply.
"to destroy something, why?" lilia answered before sebek could, and sebek groaned, disappointed with himself.
"that child of man... they keep saying that word when they are in my presence. like when i first approach them clad in new clothing, for example."
"hm..." lilia pretended to think, struggling to hide his smile. oh malleus, that kid... "why don't you try asking them directly?"
"i have tried, but the response was not satisfactory." by this he means that you had huffed out a laugh and told him it's nothing. which isn't a very conclusive reply or a reply that's conducive to his curiosity being sated.
"i remember... the prefect explaining what that word means to ace and deuce, but i fell asleep before i could properly..." silver joined in the conversation, but fell back asleep before he could actually finish his sentence.
"well, that settles it. to ace and deuce with you!" lilia clapped his hands together, smiling widely.
.
when malleus stopped ace and deuce in the hallway, they really thought that day was going to be their final one. so imagine their surprise when the prince opened with the sentence: "what does 'smash' mean?"
"oh, like when our friend says it?" deuce replied somewhat quietly, worried about where this conversation is going.
"yes. regale me." malleus' face gave nothing away.
the two first years exchanged a somewhat reluctant look, unwilling to broach such a crude topic with the scariest student in the school (and a prince no less) but also not wanting to make him their enemy for any reason.
"it's, uh... apparently you say it when you find someone really hot and you want to... you know." ace explained awkwardly, flailing his hands in the air.
"i'm afraid i don't quite understand." malleus shook his head.
"you say it when you see someone really attractive. let's just go with that." deuce summarized, leaving out the damning part that ace tried bringing up.
"....oh. thank you." malleus muttered awkwardly before teleporting away and leaving the telltale sparks behind him, leaving both ace and deuce standing there confused.
"hey guys, did you wait long?" you startled the duo by slinging your arms over their shoulders from behind.
"uh... no, not at all." ace didn't quite meet your eyes.
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malleus felt like screaming into his pillow as soon as he teleported into his room. you thought of him as 'really attractive'? to the point you expressed that to him every time you saw him?
he could feel his face heating up exponentially and he felt stiff to the point of not knowing what to do with himself. how could he face you now? how could he witness you saying "oh my god, smash." with that easy smile on your face without blooming red like a rose?
he was already having trouble keeping his composure around you, pretending he only saw you as a strange friend and nothing more (lilia is smiling knowingly rn), and now you go and do this?!
humans are... wait.
...could this mean that you view him as more than a friend, the heir to the throne, the scariest student in the school, too? that your invitations and casual treatment of him signify some deeper meaning? that this is... what humans like to call 'flirting'?
"...the wedding. i must talk to lilia about wedding plans."
Maybe it was because they happened when neither of you were trying. Just two people still caught somewhere between dreams and reality, reaching for each other on instinct alone. He always kissed you differently when he was sleepy. Slower. Softer. Like even half-asleep, his body knew where home was.
Sometimes it happened before sunrise, when the room was still painted blue with early morning light and the world outside hadn’t fully woken up yet. You’d stir beneath the blankets, feeling the warmth of him shift beside you before sleepy hands found your waist beneath one of his old t-shirts. Just to keep you close.
You’d barely have your eyes open when his nose brushed yours, as he pressed a lazy kiss to your mouth. It never lasted long, just a gentle press of lips that felt more like a habit than anything else, like he couldn’t start his day without making sure you were still there. And every single time, you’d smile into it.
Sleepy kisses were honest. No one performs when they’re half asleep. There’s no practiced charm, smooth words, no trying to look pretty or flirting. Just tangled blankets, messy hair, pillow creases pressed into skin, and affection in its simplest form.
Some mornings, he’d kiss the corner of your mouth and immediately fall back asleep. Other times, you’d be the one waking first, unable to resist leaning over to press a tiny kiss against his cheek or forehead. He’d hum quietly every time, eyes still closed, already chasing after you before you could pull away.
Like his body recognized yours before his mind had even caught up. “C’mere,” he’d mumble into the pillow, voice rough with sleep. And you always did.
Because there was something impossibly tender about being loved in those in-between moments. The kind of love that lived in drowsy smiles and warm sheets and kisses given so absentmindedly they had become second nature. The kind that said 'I’d find you even in my sleep.'
