#heathersincorrectquotes

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jd: be warned, i can kill you

veronica: be warned, i can die

(Source: irl conversation)

[nadineblogs-archived]

I wanna do more comic-like things so I might do a bunch of these because their funny.

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duke: i just need you to stay calm, okay?

chandler: yeah, i'm just gonna stay angry, i find that relaxes me

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jd: i set fires to feel joy

veronica: that's adorable

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veronica: hail satan

mcnamara: snow satan

martha: rain satan

jd: tomorrow, there is a 90% chance of precipisatan

duke: it'll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan

chandler: i hate you all

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jd: [playing out of tune guitar]

chandler: hey, do you take requests?

jd: sure

chandler: stop

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jd: why are you drinking coffee at 10 pm?

veronica: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in bliss

veronica: *takes sip*

veronica: also i have a 10 page paper due in the morning that i haven’t started

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duke: come on, just for the sake of argument

duke: if you had to: me, mcnamara, or chandler?

veronica: but i don't have to and i never will

duke: you're no fun, veronica