Veronica: what if... we stop killing people because it’s wrong haha .... *sees k*rt and r*m* .... unless...
she’s valid.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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@heathersincorrectquotes
Veronica: what if... we stop killing people because it’s wrong haha .... *sees k*rt and r*m* .... unless...
she’s valid.
Preston Max Allen write the musical Heathers deserves please ur our only hope
jd: be warned, i can kill you
veronica: be warned, i can die
(Source: irl conversation)
duke: i just need you to stay calm, okay?
chandler: yeah, i'm just gonna stay angry, i find that relaxes me
veronica: [is upset]
jd: hey you know, if spiders had a complex social structure like us, and they viewed humans as gods, and each one of us has a religion that groups of spiders group into, you know what that would mean? that would mean that there is a group of spiders out there who are rooting for you
veronica: thank you?
veronica: [starts screaming]
ms. fleming: whoa there buddy, what's that all about?
veronica: sorry, i just remembered my whole entire life
veronica: just be yourself. say something nice.
chandler: which one? i can't do both
jd: i set fires to feel joy
veronica: that's adorable
jd: [playing out of tune guitar]
chandler: hey, do you take requests?
jd: sure
chandler: stop
Based off of a text post by @heathersincorrectquotes
Based off of a @heathersincorrectquotes text post
mcnamara: the thing is...i’m living a lie
veronica: just one lie? i’m living, like, 20
jd: why are you drinking coffee at 10 pm?
veronica: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in bliss
veronica: *takes sip*
veronica: also i have a 10 page paper due in the morning that i haven’t started
jd: [throwing rocks at veronica's window]
veronica: you have a phone for a reason!
veronica, leaning out the window: DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!
veronica: hail satan
mcnamara: snow satan
martha: rain satan
jd: tomorrow, there is a 90% chance of precipisatan
duke: it'll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan
chandler: i hate you all
jd: any word ending in -ie is cute tbh
jd: cookie, sweetie, babie, die
duke: describe your most recent leadership role
mcnamara: sometimes at crosswalks, i'm the first one to start jaywalking, and everyone follows me