what's your damage?

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Veronica: what if... we stop killing people because it’s wrong haha .... *sees k*rt and r*m* .... unless...

she’s valid.

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Preston Max Allen write the musical Heathers deserves please ur our only hope

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jd: be warned, i can kill you

veronica: be warned, i can die

(Source: irl conversation)

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duke: i just need you to stay calm, okay?

chandler: yeah, i'm just gonna stay angry, i find that relaxes me

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veronica: [is upset]

jd: hey you know, if spiders had a complex social structure like us, and they viewed humans as gods, and each one of us has a religion that groups of spiders group into, you know what that would mean? that would mean that there is a group of spiders out there who are rooting for you

veronica: thank you?

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veronica: [starts screaming]

ms. fleming: whoa there buddy, what's that all about?

veronica: sorry, i just remembered my whole entire life

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veronica: just be yourself. say something nice.

chandler: which one? i can't do both

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jd: i set fires to feel joy

veronica: that's adorable

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jd: [playing out of tune guitar]

chandler: hey, do you take requests?

jd: sure

chandler: stop

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Based off of a text post by @heathersincorrectquotes

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Based off of a @heathersincorrectquotes text post

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mcnamara: the thing is...i’m living a lie

veronica: just one lie? i’m living, like, 20

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jd: why are you drinking coffee at 10 pm?

veronica: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in bliss

veronica: *takes sip*

veronica: also i have a 10 page paper due in the morning that i haven’t started

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jd: [throwing rocks at veronica's window]

veronica: you have a phone for a reason!

veronica, leaning out the window: DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!

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veronica: hail satan

mcnamara: snow satan

martha: rain satan

jd: tomorrow, there is a 90% chance of precipisatan

duke: it'll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan

chandler: i hate you all

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jd: any word ending in -ie is cute tbh

jd: cookie, sweetie, babie, die

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duke: describe your most recent leadership role

mcnamara: sometimes at crosswalks, i'm the first one to start jaywalking, and everyone follows me