Feb 25, 2015
#a 1920s socialite to a handsome college dude
dan ur gonna make me cry
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#a 1920s socialite to a handsome college dude
dan ur gonna make me cry
prince beefcake: tbh i keep thinking about the poor souls we'll have to live next to
prince beefcake: as i create my wall o' mike's next to my books
dan: we'll be great and polite but confusing neighbors
prince beefcake: right
prince beefcake: "you know, marsha, i'm not sure how many people live next door"
"i know what you mean, ted! just the other day i saw two young men walk in and then later that same day i saw a young lady leave but i never saw her go in!"
"how strange!"
"indeed! can you please refill my mimosa?"
"marsha it's 3pm on a thursday"
"don't tell me how to live my life"
prince beefcake: and then they hear us mimicking them
dan: [breaks glass]
dan: MARSHA MARSHA MARSHA
dan: TED CALM DOWN
prince beefcake: DONT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN! YOU WANT ME TO REFILL YOUR MIMOSA BUT DO YOU EVER ASK IF I NEED A MIMOSA?
prince beefcake: we receive a knock on the door
"dan, loulou, are you ok? we heard yelling"
dan: f--fuck---shit
dan: --hide the wigs-
prince beefcake: zfdxgcgvbhjnk
dan: WE'RE FINE
dan: JUST
dan: UH
dan: WATCHING LAW AND ORDER
prince beefcake: god
dan: "alright...just let us know if you need anything"
dan: [both, mockingly in a hushed voice}
dan: "alright just let us know if you need anything"
dan: "what was that??"
prince beefcake: drtfgyhujikl,;.
dan: [both] "NOTHING"
heauxenn said: we’re here for the long haul
(●´ω｀●)
i wonder how straight kinky people who feel they're being oppressed will handle the fact that they're building a public park about leather culture
EVERYONE NEEDS A BEST FRIEND LIKE DAN
going to the city more like planning a speech for hony about how much i love dan and why hes not only my best friend in the world but p much my soulmate and why the world doesnt deserve such a perfect soul like him and how when we move in together after graduation we're gonna get a corgi named archduke ferdinand or archie for short and an orange tabby named hermes
heauxenn said: write an entire jandler fanfic into your lighter
A FUCKTON OF JANDLER LIGHTERS USING ALL THE IMAGES FROM THE POSTS I'VE BEEN MAKING SADL;KJFS;ADKFLJSD;FKJSAD;KFLJSAD L;KFJASDF;DKLJFASDL;KFJASDL;KFJASD;FJSADKLFJSADKFJDAS;LFKJAS D;FLKJASD;LFKJAS;DFLKJASDKLF;JASD;LKFJ;ASKDLFJ
dan for future reference im only 169cm