angstposting's great, but this is peak
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angstposting's great, but this is peak
Gendo: mmmm im evil and im gendo mwahahahah *twirls my evil mustache*
Shinji: father no! You can't be evil! I hate you!
Asuka: guys... can someone tell misato to stop gooning so loudly like holy shit.
Fuyutski: I too am here and am hella gay for shinji's neglectful father. Gendo im gay lets fuck
Gendo: yes fuyutski *gendo x fuyutski sloppy makeout scene*
Rei: damn. This shit gayer than me and im a lesbian. This is like some kinda neon genesis evanGAYlion am I right fellow queer folk.
*asuka stabs and shoots rei 89 times for daring to act out of character and unlike herself in this shitpost*
Kaworu but as a ghost: shinji i too am a faggot. We banged in the anime shinji oooooh Netflix censored us but I remember, I remember the adv dub, shinji my love...
“i’m not getting fucking wet, like throw me on fire but DONT GET ME WET IN IT” colin, probably, for the secret garden
guys yuri could've saved asuka fr fr i mean like shes so gay fr fr on adam. /silly
Lowkey might just keep a cute twink in my basement as a pet, he'll be like "lilith pls there's nothing to do down here" and ill be like My Cute boytoy twink malewife, you know I'm broke as shit. And then he'll be like "🥺" and then I peg him >:3