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The first scene that springs to mind is riddles in the dark because dAMN the acting in that scene and it was so well-adapted from the book its so creepy and Bilbo is such a B A B E and Andy Serkis just lemme love you down

But then the scene that probably makes me laugh the most in the whole series, and don’t ask me why because I don’t know, is when Nori is going at the door with his little hammer and Dwalin is like fuck this shit and starts kicking it in and Nori goes like “Quiet! I can’t hear when you’re thumpin” like that shit cRACKS ME UP. I AM A MESS EVERY TIME. LITERALLY ANYONE WHO HAS SEEN THAT FILM WITH ME WILL TELL YOU. I AM FUCKING GONE.

And then a bit of a random scene in dos that I just a d o r e (also for no descernable reason really) is when they are in the mountain leggin it from Smaug and he sort of steps above them and there is this sweeping shot of his belly and the thing that really gets me about this little scene (you know apart from that Smaug is a fucking masterpiece fuck you Gravity)is the coins. The coins that are stuck between his scales. Some beautiful fuckers at weta sat there like ok. this guy has been chillin in this gold for years and years. he has scales. i think we better put some coins between them scales. will it take forever? PROBABLY. but is that what would have happened to a dragonbelly that has been submerged in gold for like 60 years? HELL FUCKING YEAH LETS GO. ily weta.

BUT THEN. then. The fucking death scene. Bilbo sprawled out over Thorin’s broken body. Thorin smiling up at him like he doesn’t give a damn that he was just pierced by a sword because Bilbo is there with him telling him he loves him (THAT IS BASICALLY WHAT HAPPENED DONT EVEN TRY) and “The eagles” and Thorin trying to take Bilbo’s hand and “plant your trees” fucking g od just FUCK. ME. UP.

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Did you really expect me to have one simple answer to this question? THINK AGAIN SON.

#hedda a's #lfrancescutti #the hobbit #go di love these stupid films so much

grima wormtongue, smaug, azog

good day satan

ok so i feel like i need to explain the choices im going to make…

imma marry smaug becaus ei feel like we could at least have some stimulating conversation. and he flush af. then imma fuck wormtongue because idk at least he’s human and has zero claws attached to him i’ll just do it once with my eyes closed abd then kILL AZOG GOODBYE

#marry fuck kill #hedda a's #anon