Something that I really want to make clear to everyone who follows this blog: I am a hedonist. My love of fitness is an extension of hedonism.
Existing in my body is very painful. I lift weights to minimize that pain. I eat fruits and veggies and protein and fiber and carbs and fats within an enjoyable balance because my body is physically more pleasant to live in when I do.
I work out to maximize how good I can feel in my body. I eat nutrients and seek adequate hydration and prioritize rest to maximize how good I can feel literally just existing in my body.
Which again, is a baseline painful experience. I love fitness because it's a series of tools I can use to maximize how good it's possible to feel existing in an otherwise painful existence.
This is why I see red when I see "no pain no gain" mentalities. That is fundamentally the opposite of what I'm doing here. I hate seeing fitness popularized as a way of increasing suffering.
I pursue fitness for the exact same reason I smoke weed and make decadent desserts:
Because it makes me feel fantastic.
And I want as many people as possible to be exposed to fitness from the perspective of maximizing pleasure, not enduring pain.
You’ve written that this takes place before their debut album, does this mean that Hedonist!Noah doesn’t have his infamous throat tattoo yet?? Would you write about him getting the tattoo and reader being with him to help him through the pain and healing process??
OHH I HAVENT THOUGHT ABOUT THE TATTOO 🫣 i had it planned that they were going to move to la, then release the album… so it could work that after that happens, he gets the tattoo and she helps him through it all 🤭🤭
did I just binge read all of Hedonist? YES. thank you for your contributions to society🫡 currently feeling all the emotions and will probably procrastinate the last chapter after it comes out bc I don’t want it to end
until then, Velvet is next on my list!!!
bahaha i’m also procrastinating writing the last chapter because i don’t want it to end 🙁 however i will be writing the fluffiest mini sequel set during quarantine times where noah becomes a streamer <3
and i hope you like velvet!! i began writing the next chapter last night and i was pretty locked in so i think i’d say it’s half written so far 🤭🫶
hedonist/mechanic!noah looves curvy and plus size girls.
he can’t comprehend how some guys make fun of, talk shit about, or are ashamed to be seen with them. he doesn’t just go after them specifically, and it’s not a fetish, he just thinks it’s crazy how some of the most pretty, beautiful women he has ever seen are always looking shy, or insecure. so whenever he sees a pretty curvy lady at the bar, he never hesitates to go over and flirt. it hurts him at first when they think he’s doing it as a joke, he hates to think that that’s how she’s been treated in the past, but the truth is since the moment he walked in, he hasn’t taken his eyes off of her. not just because of her body, in his eyes it makes no difference, it’s the way she smiles and laughs with her friends, the way she was dancing, the way she was having a good time until a couple guys came along and hit on her friends, leaving her all alone at the bar. he doesn’t talk to her out of pity, or because he feels he has to, but now she’s alone he’s got his chance, and he hates the look on her face as she watches her other friends dancing with the guys that had just whisked them away. he wonders if anyone’s ever told her how pretty she looks tonight, besides her friends, or if guys just see a bigger body and think with their pea sized brains that talking to her is embarrassing.
mechanic!noah doesn’t, and has never, given a fuck. he is a lover of everyone and everything, no matter the shape, size or height.
since the first chapter of hedonist was posted i’ve had countless requests for car sex with mechanic!noah and i was thinking last night about how much i miss their dynamic in the beginning of the story so i’ve just decided to write this, which takes place around the time reader asks noah to stop sleeping with other girls 🤭 it’s not proof read and since it came to me like a vision and i just need to write it and get it out there!!
warnings: NSFW and it’s kinda short :/
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“You getting in?” Noah asked, rolling down his window as he pulled up beside you.
“No.” You answered, not even looking up.
“Cool.” He said as he lifted the handbrake with a grunt, parking the car before getting out. He then walked around and opened the passenger door for you. “Get in.” He said, looking down at where you were sitting on the curb.
You glared at him, but he stared back just as stubbornly, and after the longest five seconds of your life passed you let out a huff and finally got up. You got in his car and slammed the door shut hard enough to earn a look from Noah as he got back in.
“You wanna tell me why I had to leave my place at 1:30 in the morning to come pick you up? Why I got a call saying you’ve been kicked out of a party?”
“Some girl was talking shit.” You huffed, looking out the window.
“About you?” He asked, sounding almost amused as he watched the road in front of him.
“About you.”
That made him glance over, now intrigued. He had been told you got into a fight with a girl, but he hadn’t been told what it was about.
“I overheard her talking about you. She was saying if she didn’t find anyone at the party to take home, she’d call you. Because apparently you’re the community dick, and every girl at the party has had a turn on you. Called you the town bicycle.”
Noah couldn’t hold back his laugh, one hand on the wheel, the other now resting on your thigh.
“Community dick, huh?” He smirked, “That’s a new one. I like it.”
You shot him a glare.
“You think it’s funny?”
“Oh, babe, I think it’s hilarious,” he said, still smirking, “Especially since you got in a fight over it. Sounds like you got jealous.”
“I wasn’t jealous.” You snapped, “I was just pissed off. She was talking like you’re some kind of free use whore for the whole city. It wouldn’t have annoyed me so much if she wasn’t making fun of you for it.”
Noah’s smirk only grew wider as he gave your thigh a squeeze, before sliding his hand up a little higher under your dress.
“Mm, it’s whatever,” he said, “I just think it’s so cute you were out there defending my honour.”
You smacked his hand away, but he just put it right back.
“You’re such an asshole.” You hissed.
“Yeah?” He glanced sideways at you, “But I’m your asshole now, aren’t I?”
You rolled your eyes, but as Noah’s hand slid a little higher you couldn’t help but press your thighs together out of instinct.
“Aw, don’t get shy now, baby,” he teased, his voice dripping with arrogance, “You went and got in a fight with a girl because she thought she could have me whenever she wanted… when we both know this dick only belongs to one girl these days...”
His fingers brushed over your panties, teasing you through the thin fabric, rubbing slow circles over your clit. You tried not to react, you tried to stay still, but you couldn’t help but rock your hips slightly into his touch.
“Noah… we can’t, stop.” You breathed, your voice so quiet he almost didn’t hear you.
Noah smirked, his eyes still on the road.
“Make me.”
You hated how quickly your body gave in, and your legs parted a little for him. His fingers then slid under the edge of your panties, finding you soaked already.
He let out a cocky chuckle.
“Shit, all that fighting over my dick got you this wet?”
“Shut the fuck up.” You hissed, but your voice broke into a small whimper as he easily slid one finger inside you without warning. Noah groaned softly, curling his finger as he drove.
“Always so fucking tight, baby… so wet for someone who claims to hate me.”
A second finger joined his first, stretching you open while his thumb rubbed your clit. You reached over, palming his cock over his sweatpants. He was half hard already, and you gave him a squeeze before stroking him through the fabric, trying to regain some control.
Noah’s breath suddenly hitched, but he kept driving, and kept pumping his fingers slowly in and out of your pussy.
“Careful baby, I’m driving,” he warned, though his voice was still smug. “You really wanna make me crash just because you’re horny?”
You kept stroking him anyway, and the car was now filled with the wet sounds of his fingers fucking you and your shaky breathing as you tried not to show just what he was doing to you.
“Fuck-” You moaned quietly, your hips rolling against his hand as you gave his cock another squeeze.
Noah glanced around, there were no cars or people anywhere, so he pulled onto the side of the road and slammed the brakes on.
“Backseat. Now.”
You didn’t argue.
You both got out and climbed into the back, and the second the doors shut, Noah grabbed you roughly, pulling you onto his lap. He pushed your dress up to your waist and tugged your panties to the side roughly.
“C’mon, baby,” he said as he pushed his own pants down, his dick springing out hard and flushed, “Ride it. Show me why you own this dick.”
You glared at him even as you reached between you, wrapping your fingers around his thick cock and slowly sank down on him in one go, taking every inch until your ass met his thighs.
A soft moan left your lips as you felt him twitch inside you, and Noah groaned, his hands gripping your ass hard. You started moving, fucking yourself on him in agressive bounces- and Noah smirked up at you, clearly loving it.
“Uh huh… just like that. Show me how much you hate the idea of anyone else getting this cock.” He said with a hard slap on your ass.
You let out a surprised noise at that, and changed your pace, grinding slow and hard, your lips finding his neck as you his hands reached for the zip on the back of your dress, slowly tugging it down.
You pulled away slightly when you felt his calloused fingertips slide the straps slowly down your shoulders and pulling the dress down, leaving your tits exposed. He let out a groan, immediately reaching for your breasts before leaning in and sucking one of your nipples into his mouth, biting down lightly, just enough to make you whimper and grab at his hair.
“Fuck… keep grinding on me just like that,” he said around your tit, his voice muffled and his eyes fluttered shut, “No other girls getting this dick, baby. Not tonight… not ever. It’s all yours…”
i put my main spotify playlist on shuffle so i have some background noise for writing the final hedonist chapter AND THIS DECIDED TO PLAY???? i will now forever think about hedonist when i listen to this 🥲
