guy who dies all alone because he only approaches women who remind him of cortana (white, a-line bob cut) because due to some inconceivable imperceptible minor brain disaster (dopaminergic pathways open for a full five minutes, transmitters operating at average of 1020 Hz) he animal-imprinted onto her the first time he played HALO 3 & the ambiguity of real connections that force him to not see the women as cortana anymore trigger avoidance/detachment & reinforces his own unreasonable standards/fantasy woman model & both lowers his tolerance for ambiguity + magnifies his negative reaction the next time hes inevitably disappointed & its gonna be even worse for everyone involved next time













