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If you missed the Varietopia St. Patrick's Day Special, it's still available to stream!

#paul f. tompkins #varietopia #stepwise #jessica mckenna #mike castle #patrick mcdonald #off book #aoaoaoa #lodge room #saint patrick's day #no snakes allowed #no shoes sno shirt some snakes no service #peaty the bog man #magic top hats #Youtube

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No, no, you're right... today IS the sixteenth, Charlie Brown!

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Merry Krampmus

If you’re not familiar with The Neighborhood Listen podcast, we improvise in character based on Nextdoor posts but also sometimes we do watchalongs to five minutes of a movie. This one got away from us. Thanks to listener “T. Asimuth Schwitters” for putting this together.

#the neighborhood listen #dignity falls #joan pedestrian #doug korn-pedestrian #burn millipede #the dignity phallsmacy #meet joe black #car accident #fireworks #anthony hopkins #claire forlani #death takes a holiday #does not include the jamaican accent part #Youtube

Merry Krampmus

#paul f. tompkins #varietopia #Krampus #self-reflection #Youtube

At last I reveal my process for my performance in Jack Frost (1998)

#paul f. tompkins #varietopia #Jack Frost #anthropomorphic snowman #what hath god wrought #Youtube

Santa Claus has a new proposal for ALL parents

Want to see Varietopia live or online? Find all tickets at varietopia.com/tix

#paul f. tompkins #varietopia #santa claus #look at this candy-ass motherfucker #Youtube

SUNDAY DECEMBER 21st!

The VARIETOPIA HOLIDAY SPECIAL

Live in Los Angeles and Live to The World!

LODGE ROOM TIX

STREAMING TIX

#paul f. tompkins #varietopia #holiday #celebrate #cozy #fake winter #cold = bad

SHOOOOOOOOOWS

TUESDAY DECEMBER 16th @ LODGE ROOM

The 9th Annual Off Book Holiday Spectacular

TICKETS

LIVESTREAM

SUNDAY DECEMBER 21st @ LODGE ROOM

The Varietopia Holiday Special

TICKETS

LIVESTREAM

THURSDAY JANUARY 15th-SUNDAY JANUARY 18th

The 23rd SF Sketchfest

VARIETOPIA TICKETS

SPONTOURCO TICKETS

FAKE TED TALKS TICKETS

CROWD CONTROL SOLD OUT

THE THRILLING ADVENTURE HOUR TICKETS

WORKJUICE IMPROV TICKETS

THE NEIGHBORHOOD LISTEN TICKETS

SUNDAY NOVEMBER 23rd

7:30PM PACIFIC

SPONTANEANATION RETURNS

LIVESTREAM TICKETS

#E-B-A-N-S-C-H-L-E-T-T-E-R #paul f. tompkins #spontaneanation #spont #everybody gets it.

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SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 21st 2025

LIVE at LODGE ROOM and STREAMING LIVE to THE WORLD

The 21st Century Variety Show

LODGE ROOM TICKETS

LIVESTREAM TICKETS

Art: Nathan Diffee

Do you believe in love?

Do you believe in love as much as the man they call Alimony Tony?

Come see Varietopia! Or stream it!

ALL TICKETS

#varietopia #paul f. tompkins #alimony Tony #ex-wife spotlight #checks #Youtube

I am thrilled to announce that I am the guest (not counting the other guest) for the first episode of this bananers show hosted by the wonderful Demi Lardner.

Watch and see my invention, Creature, serve as my body.

This… is… SO YOU WANT TO WIN A PENIS PUMP

#so you want to win a penis pump #SYWTWAPP #Demi Lardner #Creature #Creature: POST #Youtube