#heedick

[exo-rated-fics]

Title: Size Always Matters

Authors: Heedick and LoveDonghae

Pairing: Kris/Tao

Length: Oneshot

Genre: Crack, smut

Warnings: Size Kink

Summary: (too long/none really so) Kris has a big wang.

AFF

[joshuahonq]

i can be your gay uncle heechul--

you can be everything you want..well except people that are already taken but you know what I mean 

want to be part of my kpop family? 

[exoxoolf]

chens leg hair more like chens armpit hair-- let me join this wonderful materpiece that is chens legs and leg hair and just pretty much everything about him

come in, join us, dear friend (i think you’re already on that JLHAC list anyway ;P) also let’s NOT talk about jongdae’s armpit hair cause then we’d have to talk about his guns and nononoonononononono i don’t think i can do this rn

[exoxoolf]

I heard jongdae and now im here. who doesnt have a fetish for jongdae's leg hair-- /slapped

i don’t know who doesn’t actually haha the love for jongdae’s leg hair is universal :D

[tazer-pones]

Frozen

So me Shego1142 and Heedick were all watching Frozen at the movies till midnight, (best night ever), and after I drop them all off at their houses I go home. I walk in the door and hear "Ur grounded, I will talk to ur father about this and I hope I can have u grounded till u graduate."

FUCK YEAH! I was expecting 'grounded for life' !

Btw she's a juvenile probation officer and knows that the cerfew for minors (under 18 as I am by so little) is midnight in GA.

So worth it! I luv Hans! Screw the rest of the movie! Best Villain award goes to Hans!!! (Loki is first runner up)

[builtbymachines]

tagged by jaeseops-sexy-eyebrow

Rules: Post the rules

Answer the questions the tagger asked you, then make 11 new ones.

Tag 11 people and link them to your post.

Let them know you’ve tagged them

1. What’s you favorite quality in a significant other?

Cooking because... I can't cook. v.v I mean, I can cook enough to survive, but I want a five star meal okay.

2. Have you ever pulled and all-nighter and if so how did you feel the day after?

Who hasn't pulled an all-nighter. I felt... tired/ And slept all day, so was it even worth it since I slept through the class? Pftahahaha

3. What’s your favorite quote?

"Don't let anyone steal your sunshine." I heard it from a woman talking about bullying in Japan on YouTube. She was a foreign teacher. What was her name? I can't remember, but I remember her face and her conviction.

4. What’s your favorite song by your bias group?

Which bias group do I pick? I'll just pick SHINee okay because ultimate bias group. Favorite song by them? It's between In My Room and Forever or Never... or was it Obsession? Quasimodo? I really like Spoiler, though... Can I just pick all of the above?

5. What non-kpop fandoms are you in?

The, uh... anime fandom? I dunno.

What was I thinking? Of course it's the Walking Dead.

6. Favorite food?

Pasta~

7. Favorite hobby?

I don't have these hobbies that you speak of. Sleeping?

8. What was the last thing that made you cry?

Fuck. Ya'll. (jk, ily)

9. Do you have a nickname and if so what is it?

Nope... Min is kind of a nickname, though, I guess...

10. Do you have any pets?

YESS! Half Lab, Half Pitbull, Full Sweetheart; my dog, Kipper (I didn't name him oh my god, but it's fun to sing, 'they call him Kipper, Kipper the dog~')

11. Your favorite moment of your OTP

Baeksoo. OTL I'm not even an exotic how did I get sucked into all this fanfiction?

MY QUESTIONS: (YAY~)

1. What is your favorite season?

2. When is your birthday?

3. Which celebrity/idol/fictional character/person in general do you wish you were close with?

4. If you had three wishes, what would you wish for? (forbidden: "more wishes")

5. What is your guilty pleasure?

6. What would you like to do with your life career wise? (it's okay not to know)

7. What is your favorite drink?

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

9. Use this question to tell me about something you love - it can be anything. I really would like to know.

10. What do you like most about your favorite idol/character/person?

11. What is your favorite show/movie/book/play and what is it about?

tagged: heedick, ahhkwiyowo, maibear, shidragon, puppybang, foreverinmydaydreams, amygiggles, k-popbiased, aquaseoks, chan-yeoli, juniiorroyal

(I carefully picked you guys, okay!)