Lance, pointing at Keith: Shiro, he called me the “B” word!
Keith, turning around: “Motherfucker” doesn’t start with a “B”
Shiro, trying not to laugh: Oh- *clears throat* Keith apologise right now.
Lance: ARE YOU LAUGHING?
Shiro, smirking: No, no! Just, um, hayfever!
Lance: WHAT? BUT WE’RE ON A SPACESHIP? A SHIP IN SPACE, AWAY FROM THE POLLEN!?
Shiro: *busts out laughing* I’M SORRY-












