My crazy friend
FRIEND: *comes running at me as I was entering the school gate* Waaaaahhhh!!!! I'm so so so so so scared right now! *cries* ME: *totally confused and worried* What? What happened? FRIEND: I'm delayed! Oh, my gods! I don't know what to do! How do I tell my parents? My brothers are so gonna kill my boyfriend! ME: well.... uhm... FRIEND: you have to help me! Go buy a pregnancy test kit! ME: hon, snap out of it, will you? I am not gonna go to the drug store just to buy a pregnancy test kit for you! FRIEND: *tears up* you don't love me, do you? You're just gonna let me suffer?! I need to know if I’m pregnant!
ME: you're a guy, for Christ's sake! What, are you high or something right now?!
FRIEND: *Stares at me for a few seconds* Oh... yeah... I forgot... huh... *looks down at his body* I’m a boy. not pregnant.
(Note: this friend of mine isn't gay. He's just crazy as fuck)
