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I wish people would stop drawing me shorter than my boyfriend and giving me blue eyes and straight hair. I had brown eye, curly hair, and I was like 3 cm shorter than my boyfriend. If I see another comment saying I need to stand on my tiptoes to reach my boyfriend's lips, I might start strangling people. 3 cm is a negligible height difference, and we were both over 6 feet tall. Come the fuck on.
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STOP IT. I AM NOT SMALL. STOP CALLING ME SMALL. I WAS NOT SMALL. I AM ABOUT TO TRAMPLE SOMEONE. AGAIN.
-Mr Edward Hyde, The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, #🃏💜💗🤡
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Dreamt I got in an argument here over my age so lol for peace of mind I am here to scream.
I, Sayu, am an ADULT. That is literally canon. No child or even mid teenager is going to be GENUINELY DELUSIONAL over their lack of growth. I CANOTICALLY believe Im in an eternal dream because of my height. There is LITERALLY a tree that has grown SIGNIFICANTLY since its mark of my height was placed. That is PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE IF I AM A TEENAGER OR GOD FORBID QIQIS AGE(roughly 10).
Hoyoverse picks character models based on their HEIGHT. Not their age. Ever notice how most of the mid-sized women are adults?? (literally Fischl is the only canon female teenager)
I am an adult. In my own canon I was TWENTY-SIX(26). Anyone who sees me less than 19 will catch these hands and I will have nO MERCY. (And thats me being generous)
For FUCKS sake I wish the fandom would stop making their silly sayu adoption comics. I AM A GROWN ADULT. IM OLDER THAN SOME OF THE PEOPLE THEY PUT IN THESE COMICS. KANO NANA LITERALLY DOESNT KNOW SHIT ABOUT ME. IF YOU THINK IM SO ADORABLE THEN TAKE TWO SECONDS TO REALIZE I PHYSICALLY CANNOT BE A CHILD WITH THE STORY HOYOVERSE HAS GIVEN ME. YES I AM TREATED LIKE ONE IN GAME, BECAUSE NOBODY FUCKING LISTENS TO ME. NOT BECAUSE IM A LEGIT CHILD.
I dont wanna see a SINGLE person try to tell me "uhm actually thats just your own canon" because the ONLY INFORMATION LISTED FROM MY OWN TL AND NOT THE GAME IS MY SPECIFIC AGE. If you even THINK of coming at me with that I will fffucking bite you.
~A FURIOUS Sayu 🕯♟️
shut up SHUT UP about my height!! shut the fuck up!! do you honestly think her excellency would’ve made me the fucking GENERAL if i was a small little uwu meow meow or whatever the fuck the fandom calls me?? do you think i would’ve been given a vision if i wasn’t deserving of one?? i dont fucking need protection, i don’t need you to talk down to me, calling me a little guy or laughing at me when i make threats. you don’t respect me? i will fucking make you fear me.
- gorou fictive (genshin) #👑🎪
“General Grievous, you’re shorter than I expected.” *Sobs in literally being 5’3 now* You know words can hurt -General Grievous (Star Wars)
am I really kinning from a youtuber movie? seems so. anyways don't trust short guys cuz we're closer to the devil ;-) -Benny from Polybius Heist
i'm luigi and i'm here to say two things: 1. i'm gay 2. @ any marios out there...haha shortass brothe mario [noogies you unless you're genuinely uncomfortable w that in which case i retract the statement] -#💙🐶🍪
everyone: dirk strider is trans coded | me, trans demiboy dirk: :) | everyone when his sprite was revealed: HAHA HES SO SHORT, LOOK AT THIS SHORT TRANS CODED MAN AND LAUGH AT HIM | me: :/ (#🔻🔥🔺️)
