*SRS RP IDEA- DO NAWT STEEL LOL*
Max: *after showing art* so I just came up with a headcanon that's human!bunny's umbrella. that a little girl gave it to him for a special holiday, so he uses it
Jay: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Max: and the umbrella's pink. like i imagine him being a teacher or something
omg. an art teacher at a elementary school //sobs ;u;
I KEEP THINKING NOW THAT HE USED TO TEACH ADULTS. BUT GOT SO UPSET OVER ALL THE PRETENTIOUS DOUCHBAGGERY, DECIDED TO TEACH KIDS.
BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST EXPRESSING THEIR FEELINGS AND WHAT'S IMPORTANT TO THEM
Max: OMG YES AND HE HAS SOPHIE AS HIS STUDENT
and HE MAKES THE KIDS PAINT EGGS ON CHRISTMAS
Max: like he devotes only a day to teach kids about christmas
but takes his sweet week with Easter. lol omg Buns you're the best teacher
Jay: TELLS THEM STORIES ABOUT HOW A LONG TIME AGO PEOPLE THOUGHT THE WORLD WAS BORN FROM 2 RED EGGS BIRTHED FROM A SNAKE
AND THE FUN EXERCISE IS LET'S PAINT RED EGGS BUT YOU CAN MIX ALL THESE DIFF SHADES OF RED URSELF AND MAKE THEM JUST AS PRITTY
AND OK, FINE, PINK COUNTS AS RED
Max: lol they all get As all the time
Jay: seriously- even little Joey who spent most of the class time getting paint all over himself rather than on the canvas and somehow managed to get a paint cap stuck inside his ear (and made Bunnymund freak out/fireman carry him to the nurse, who only needed about 2 seconds and a pair of tweezers), he gets an A
Max: can you imagine. him just carrying the baby. his hair all like messed up
'IT'S GOING TOB E OKAY SNOWANGEL'
Jay: *DYING* 'IT'LL BE FINE, JUST STOP PICKING AT IT, YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE-'
Bunnymund: *HULKS THROUGH THE DOOR* OH GOD HE'S GOT A PAINTCAP IN HIS EAR THE DAMAGE TO HIS EARDRUM MUST BE IRREPARABLE
the nurse is like "Bitch, I pull more weird shit outta kids than you even know *BAMF*"
Max: lol the nurse tells him to stop being dramatic and he's like "HE COULD HAVE DIED, HOW CAN YOU STAY SO CALM"
Jay: IT COULD HAVE HANDICAPPED HIM FOR LIFE
*Normally nurse gives kids hot cocoa after the 'trauma', but Bunnymund clearly needs it more than Joey, who is looking for other things to stuff in random orifices*