Feb 22, 2024
ASG competition for next year: wet t-shirt contest
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ASG competition for next year: wet t-shirt contest
BRING BACK THE DUNK TANK 🗣🗣🗣
J and O for our local marine biologist??
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) Not a lot, but that doesn't mean he doesn't do it. He gets kind of embarrassed about it; flushed face and flushed tips of his ears, his hat pulled down low so he doesn't feel so exposed as he fists his cock to the thought of you telling him that he's a good boy. His jacking off fantasies are almost always about you being in charge, and him not having to think so hard.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) Oh, Jotaro's a giver. Especially if his s/o wants to sit on his face; he likes being suffocated between thighs. He's good at it because he wants to do it so often - and his mouth and tongue are both big, and he can't get enough of the taste of you. You will come multiple times whilst he's eating you out, and he'll continue to stimulate you through it all until your hands are fisting in his hair and you're practically begging him to give you a break. He likes receiving, but . . . to be honest, he's had partners dislocate their jaw doing that before, and the danger of it happening again haunts the back of his mind.
i love you but i can never forgive you and your heinous anons for being the reason i know what smegma is
Whose dick cheese were we discussing when you learned
so sorry but um WHAT is that video clip of (human) connor bedard and mact that you used in that video? are they. fighting?
i'm so glad i can educate you on this moment in time
it's from this video:
(posted on tumblr here)
and let's just say it's another strike against connor "never beating the allegations about his huge crush on mason mctavish" bedard
extremely urgent question: how to make connor mcdavid go to therapy? how to get connor mcdavid into therapy against his will so he'll stop being crushed by the weight of the world and start making career decisions that will make him happy???
Maybe he should just try cocaine maybe that would be easier to convince
Very Important Question here: when/how do you think Sidney Crosby realized he had a humiliation kink?? Like I feel like he found out in a way that wasn’t just like. an accidental discovery on the internet or something. He was definitely put into A Situation by some of his hockey pals or something
LISTEN HE'S KNOWN THE WHOLE TIME SINCE HE WAS A TEENAGER AND JACK JOHNSON WAS THE ONE TO HELP HIM DISCOVER IT DON'T ASK ME TO ELABORATE
U can’t tell me there wasn’t some kind of fucked up love triangle between Wayne Gretzky, Mario Lemieux, and Jamir Jagr
Must it be a love triangle. Can't it be all 3 of them fucking nasty style
I've decided to roleplay a heinous anon- I want that average white dude to be turned into a slurry so I can filter him through my teeth like I'm a whale and he is krill. #CanadianCityAnimals
no but like,,,,that's what it's LIKE i literally went 'yeah no that slaps i would do that to nathan mackinnon in a heartbeat'