#held200

[the-shooty-spiderlady]

Hey, did you know that you can unlock a secret spray for Tracer showing her and Emily? You just have to enter this code:

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, be, gay, start

- held200

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time to go unlock that spray

[the-shooty-spiderlady]

The promised picture. My friend is confused and wonders why someone would want to use a french spider as their icon.

- held200

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wonderful, thank you! Spom is happy. Oh if only your friend knew!

[the-shooty-spiderlady]

Au revoir mon ami. We had a hell of a ride. Time to leave the country ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[the-shooty-spiderlady]

You better return it in the same condition you found it

[the-shooty-spiderlady]

So I tried to use your front door....

I put this into a text post, because I didn’t want to use all of your post-its, which I would have, because this is gonna be long.

So I tried to enter your house through the front door, but the neighbour asked me what I was doing so I turned around and threw a smoke bomb at his feet while his husband shouted that he was calling the police, so I jumped out the window and accidentally stepped on a puppy’s tail while landing and knocked an ice-cream cone out of a child’s hand. At that moment the cops arrived and tried to tase me but missed and hit the old lady living on the ground-floor, you know, the one who donates to the red cross and gives candy to all the children, while I was running towards the sewer cover. But I lost my glasses during the jump and they shattered, because you have to live on the third floor, and without my glasses I didn’t see the flowers the small child, the one whose ice-cream cone I knocked from it’s hand, had just finished planting in front of the house and trampled all over them before I finally reached the sewer cover, ripped it open and jumped down, but I accidentally threw the cover at a bypassing ambulance transporting a man who got shot while protecting two orphans from a burglar and it swung off the road and crashed into a lantern. And down in the sewers I was leaning on a console to catch my breath and by accident I clogged the whole sewer system.

So you see, there is a reason I don’t use front doors.

P.S. I left a few homemade croissants on your doorstep. You may wanna give a couple of them to your neighbours. All of them.

[the-shooty-spiderlady]

Sauve moi, s'il te plaît?!

- held200

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Vous devez arrêter cet enfant. en chemin.

[the-shooty-spiderlady]

…. You’re paying for it, one way or another No one can hide from my sights

[the-shooty-spiderlady]

I will blow it up if you don't take it soon. Right here. I have this nice button to push and everything.