#helen zultzman

[patient-amour]

Don’t Wait For Me Beneath The Mistletoe, from The Allusionist podcast.

Merry Christmas 2020, y’all.

[myvanityisavirtue]

Olly: what is the use of a pirate having a hook for hand. Surely having a series of attachments would be more useful, like a sword or some cutlery.

Helen: Why not a whisk.

Olly: Why a whisk, what's the point?

Helen: Well no one ever has a whisk when they need one.