My Vanity Is A Virtue

A Dagger! A Dagger! Please Fetch Me A Dagger! - 1994/ NB

[transjackfairy]

Let's all Get Bald and Play with Our Synthesisers #BrianEnoSummer

[secretboldy]

Wait you’re a white guy named Brian who is into pup play omg it’s just like family guy

[that-twink-over-there]

[anglaised]

[napoleononthebellerophon]

the amount of lawsuits these exploited children are going to be filing 20 years from now is going to be crazy and im all for it

[capacity2]

Just saw two people hugging and was like … ew that’s disgusting . And now I’m looking at photos of cemeteries in China as a wave of serenity washes over me

[utopians]

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

[utopians]

guess what post just got read aloud in poetry club tonite by an unknowing club member as I watched on in terror

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

Receiving a Werther’s Derivative from my poser grandma

[saltedume]

[captain-price-returns]

oh no they’re going to start calling democrats the same thing they’ve been calling democrats for 20 years now

[hotvampireadjacent]

[thesquireofcheddar]

Enough things have happened. No more things for a while. Thank you.

[entity56]

"Don't eat all of that sugary food..."

"...You'll gain weight" 🚫

Wrong

Body negative

You need way more calories than a slice of cake to gain even one pound

"...You'll get sick" ✔

Correct

Sugar is good but if you eat too much you get stummy ache :(

Better when eaten in moderation anyway

Prioritizes listening to your body

"...Without me" 👀

Secret third option?

Encourages community

Get sick with someone you love

World's best bonding activity

[sophsun1]

#my two moods

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia – 9.05: Mac Day

[strangewomanlover-deactivated20]

One time I sent a guy nudes and for whatever reaso. He drew clothes on them and sent them back and it was weird but the fit was lowkey cute…

Stay out of my ask box

[sleepyquietgirl]

I feel like I am taking crazy pills

[ohxxlapetitemort]

Harry potter fans read ONE other book challenge

[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)

[copperbadge]

Oh sure I was raised a person but I haven't really connected to my personality in years.

[mrvelocipede]

I was not raised a person, but I'm wondering if it might be possible to convert.