#helena sinclair

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

Ben: I went to the isle recently and an 11 year old smoking a cigarette told me to go fuck myself

Clay, leaning over to whisper to Tonya: I thought Helena quit

[panthera-tigris-venenata]

Can we get four headcanons about Helena Sinclair?

Realistic

Helga Sinclair wants her children to be educated and have a solid start of life; she taught them a lot of things, and finds textbooks for them.

You know, history books about dictatorships, failed and thriving civilizations, the Art of War, guerilla war tactics, how to mix your own Molotov in few easy steps...

Helena decided she likes psychology and psychiatry. She doesn't differentiate between rhose as long as it teaches her neat tricks to manipulate people. Or allows her to figure out what the fuck is wrong with the majority of Isle people.

Yes, she explained what narcissism is to Mother Gothel. Fortunately for Helena, Gothel was teaching a class (which was originally about Yzma, but that lasted about two minutes before Mother Gothel started talking about her favourite topic. Herself.) Consequently, Mother Gothel didn't hear a word of what Helena said.

One of her favourite hobbies is saying „Hmm mommy//daddy issues,“ every time she thinks someone is being annoying.

Unrelated, but she is a pretty good runner.

Unrealistic but funny

She's an OC, there is no such thing as unrealistic.

Once she lent her gun to CJ.

Wait, yeah, it is unrealistic: in the regard that she survived after Harriet and Harry learned she gave a gun to CJ.

Also Uma and Sammy Smee and Anthony Tremaine.

There is a reason the Hooks aren't allowed guns, okay?!

Freddie though it was funny though and offered her an azyl.

Heartbreaking

She is jealous of CJ Hook.

You see, Helga Sinclair saw tiny gremlin child CJ Hook (way more feral and willing to do pretty much anything for attention and out of spite) and thought „Wow. This baby can fit so much chaos.“

So she decided to basically adopt CJ as an "auntie" and teach her even more ways to create chaos. Also how to get away with murder.

Helga Sinclair has lot of enemies on the Isle and in Auradon. And she is absolutely encouraging CJ to, ehm, get creative. (It's fine. Murder is a bonding activity.)

But yeah, Helena can get jealous of the attention CJ recieves from her mom. She also spent way too much time thinking about why she feels that way and she hates her conclusions, thank you for asking.

Canon is a suggestion ✨

Upon leaving the Isle, she took one (1) look at Ben & Audrey and began "diagnosing" them.

The words "Daddy//mommy issues" were said.

It was mostly an excuse to rant about King Beast anyway.

Also, she is one of the very few people that seeks out the company of both Hooks and Hearts. Anthony Tremaine thinks she is absolutely insane for that.

He had told her so one time.

She looked around the room, in which were his cousins or maybe Ginny or anyone really, pointed a finger straight at his chest, and said: „Saviour complex.“

He shut up.

[berryblu-arts]

Oh hey did I ever post these guys btw?

Ik they're not the greatest but I had some fun with pixel art and that's all that matters 😌✨

[sims-creations]

seems like ben managed to smoothly reclaim his territory. you might think him a fool to put up with helenas indiscretions and even sometimes with her infidelity, but he had both eyes open. tristan however, felt a particular sting when he witnessed their kisses. it wasn’t jealously - at least not because of him. he simply wanted what they had: a working, loving relationship and a family... or so he thought. cause up until this point, all tristan had tried to built with hayley was pretty much doomed.

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

Elena: Sometimes I wish the Earth was flat just so I could yeet myself off the edge and into the endless void of space

Tonya: Imao same

Freya: can someone explain that?!

Rick: ...Are you okay, guys?

Helena, cocking a gun: I mean, I could just end you right now if you'd like

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

Clay: five little monkeys jumping on a bed, one fell off and-

Tonya: was diagnosed with mesothelioma.

Clay:

Helena: mama called the doctor and the doctor said-

Alex: you may be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

Anastasia: one of the kids I babysit, Tonya, wants to become a doctor so she can help sick kids. Her sister Helena on the other hand wants to become a porcupine so she can stab people with her butt.

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

Clay: How's everyone this morning?

Helena: I'm breathing

Clay: Setting the bar a little low, are we?

Alex: Well, it's more than Tonya can say.

Tonya, having a panic attack: Honestly, fuck you