starter: helena & true holliday ( @pathshroud ) setting: salty splatoon ; evening
Helena had been trying to re-insert herself in the dating game. Hell, even her daughter, who happened to be nine, told her it was okay to find someone. In her own way, of course. There was some laughing, some crying, but in the end, it was still cute. So, that’s why she was sitting by the bar, indulging in some of the most boring conversation ever. ❝ I provide very important and educational lifestyle advice. ❞ She repeated, now to the bartender when her date went to the restroom. ❝ Either shoot me in the face or bury them in the bathroom, I beg you. ❞ Still, there was humor in her tone. ❝ If I change seats do you think they’ll find me? More importantly, will you still be mixing my drinks? Because I like your style. ❞