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Ask HELIUXEN DUDE!

I am going to do an Ask Me Anything video, so ask me your questions with #askheliuxen and tumble @ me!

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Heliuxen’s Bitch Ass Story :3

Now Heliuxen our Non-Lord has been terrorizing the community for a long time and I think it’s time to bring out his story Heliuxen Is bitching about this Bitching about that always yelling like a bitch screams like a bitch and is a bitch end of story mada Fakas

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BEEMO the Canadian

Beemo, you son of a bitch. I want you to know that fuck your Candian ass haterful ass WORDS bitch. You have called me a bitch for the last time dude. I am so fed up with this shit, that I will roast you now.

When I was wee young lad, I once saw a Canadian. He was riding a Moose, as all Canadians really do. Then, I saw BEEMO, he was riding a moose... But the moose.... was not really a moose. It was me, and I planned to destroy his life..... From within. So, BEEMO... When you were gone, and you thought you rode a Moose... I fucked your mom dude. I fucked. Your. MOM! 

I hope you learned your lesson BEEMO. I hope you learned your FUCKING lesson.

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Lt.Kitty-Kat has wronged me again

Lt.Kitty-Kat has insulted me for the last time. I am not a fuckboi, you are a fuckboi. This type of behavior is absolutely tremendously heinous in the purview of the justice system that we call our friendship. Therefore, by this, I am extremely offended, and I will not tolerate this any longer. You will pay, Lt.Kitty-Kat; however, I will pay you back with kindness... or will I..... Or.... WILL I......1!?!?!@?!?!@?!@$?@$!?!@$?@!$?@!$?@!?$%>@!%?>?!@%?!@?!@?!?