I'm sorry I can't take Hades seriously after "YOU FIND ANOTHER DOG!!!". Then he throws a chair at you and "OH YOU'LL FUCKING BOW..." His fucking death animation when the portal opens up beneath him, wtf was that!?
You are right, if someone kills my beloved dog and the only friend I have, I will go John Wick up their ass the moment I see them. If you read Greek Mythology, Hades is that god who will punish you by making you solve a 100,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, while hiding the last piece in his pocket and smirking the entire time (it’s actually Persephone that you should be scared shitless). So it is in Hades’s character to make Kassandra clean the mess she makes first, before yeeting her ass. Idk about you but that screams responsibility. He could’ve fight her as early as the first meeting (before she gains more strength), but Hades still thinks for the stability of his realm first by hiding his emotions (he cries when he learns Ros is dead). Gosh he is so hot when he finally releases his anger, Hades should’ve been a romance-able character, such a daddy oof. Atlantis DLC is a simulation (aka sex-without-consequences), Ubisoft gives us Greek Mythology with drop dead gorgeous Greek gods and goddesses, but we can’t romance any of them!?!?!? It’s Greek Mythology, hello? The game is rated M but goes PG when it comes to Greek Mythology, smgdh. Sorry I digress.
This is your first time with Ubisoft’s “state-of-the-art” animation and weak closures for their plots, isn’t it? They’re decent with setting up stories but suck at ending them *gesturing at the entire franchise*
