#batstantine

[bdgonhldy]

"I'm Batman"

[modernlovez]

I’ve been adjusting to stuff I haven’t drawn before

[sconfittoleone]

[morgangalaxy43]

Bruce being poly and bisexual would fix me

[dandylandon]

I can't pick my favourite Bruce Wayne ship I think they should all gangbang him

[occasionalauthoring]

Hi Occa! I was wondering if you had seen the videos of Punch, the orangutan. He was abandoned by his mother and now is attached to a stuffed animal orangutan. He takes it everywhere, and cuddles with it.

This is a bit inspired by that:

I was thinking for neglected omega Bruce, that maybe he had a stuffed animal that he grew really attached to (due to being a very very rich inky child with very busy parents) that is later taken away by Alfred. Bruce grieves for his stuffed animal as another loss on top of his parents.

When his kids refuse him, he becomes attached to some object (I’m thinking pillow or he finds a stuffed animal that looks really similar to his one from childhood or he gets a kitten—I’m very maternal with my cat so I’m throwing that in)

He goes around releasing his maternal instincts on the animal, which pissed off the kids because they see it as their mama refusing to love them, but loving a glorified children’s toy.

Someone breaks/ destroys it in retaliation or gives away the kitten.

Bruce comes home and breaks down. His body had assigned the stuffy/ kitten as one of his children and he grieves, breaks down, and drops. The kids are shocked by this reaction, and once Bruce is in the hospital they confront a jla member (John). The member (John) reveals why Bruce was so expressing himself and scolds the kids for taking away something that gave their father joy.

I found Punch a bit late but he broke my heart (at the time you sent this I kind of just blinked at it then two mins later my moot posted about him)

And I'm also going to hit two birds with one stone because there's too many Johns you could be talking about: @ilovemybruciewayne here ya go

"They sent you?" Dick asks, crossing his arms.

John smirks at him. "I sent myself, kiddo. Now where's Batsy?"

"Keep your fucking voice down," Tim growls, looking around to check no one heard. John doesn't react, and simply keeps waiting for an answer.

"Like we'll let you in while B is vulnerable." Stephanie puffs up, growling low in her chest, and John blinks at her.

"But you're allowed to be around him? It's your own fault he's in here in the first place."

"We didn't—"

He cuts Cass off with a glare. "Yes. You did. If you meffs could just buck up and accept the consequences of your actions, we wouldn't be here, yet..."

"Just fuck off, Constantine," Jason snaps, getting in his face. "You can't help here." John laughs internally, he can't believe the brass balls on some of Bruce's offspring.

Externally, he puts a hand out, pushing the kid back with a finger. "First off, brush ya teeth." One of the others snorts, and Jason goes flying back with a silent spell, and slams into the opposite wall. "Second, pull your head out your ass so you quit chatting shit. I'm here to fix what you lot broke."

"He's in shock," Damian grumbles. "Your spells can't do much to help him."

"Wrong. My spells have already solved the damn problem." Right on cue, his pocket meows, and all eyes land on him. He casts a quick glamour on the little bugger, they are in a hospital after all, and pulls the cat out of his pocket. It meows again and rakes its claws through his hand, and he just sighs, digging them out of his flesh. "Will you fuck off," he mutters, and dumps it back in his pocket.

"You found it," Dick says. "Great."

"S'not like it was hard," he dismisses. They didn't try hard at all, a second's work led him right to Catwoman's shelter.

"Why give it back?" Tim mutters, kicking the floor, and John gives him a deapan look.

"Because I got it for your dad exactly so this didn't happen, yet you kids clearly know better, and undid all my hard work."

"You?" Stephanie rolls her shoulders back, still looking ready to tackle him if he tries to go to Bruce's room.

"Me."

"Why would you do that?"

"Because I've been bumping uglies with your da for donkey's years, and didn't want him keeling over under me one day from his heart giving out." His extra vulgar words make the kids flinch back, and his not-so-secret feelings for the figure behind the double doors stay between the two of them, not his nosy kids sticking their heads in parts of their father's life they aren't a part of.

"Whatever." Dick steps aside, and gestures for the others to do the same. "Do whatever you want, John."

"Perfect," he clips. His lover (minus the 'r') may be laid up, but he can wait a little while longer, while John fixes the mess he calls a family. Maybe it'll earn him a little less time with him if his kids actually start being his kids, but....that's what you do for the ones you love. Doesn't mean it won't drag like a bull in a tar pit, though. "Then I'm going to explain to you kids exactly where you went wrong, in exact detail. So—"

[spirit-of-gotham]

So obviously Batman is in a huge polyship and I think all his partners would have a gc together and also have a calendar they app have access to so when they plan dates and stuff they don't overlap. Like at one point by, idk Bruce's third partner? He just set them all up with a shared calender and told them to have fun.

[anakinexploded]

bit gay if u ask me but okay 🏳️‍🌈❓️

(urban legends issues 11-16) recently reread and well. pretty boy 🤓