#hell's broadcaster

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“Hold still, I’m trying to help!” (from zerum to whoever you want to use)

The Red Deer AU

Demon or not a trapped deer was a trapped deer, though Alistor made more horrific noises than the average forest dweller he was still unable to free himself from the bear trap clamped on his hind leg. When Zerum came close the buck visibly bristled. 

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🟤 This one just seemed fun tbh - Nsfwitchy ✌️

🟤 Brown - What is a headcannon you are particularly proud of?  How Alistor killed his victims: He would befriend people before inviting them out to his vacation home smack in the middle of a dense pine forest and then hunt them like The Deadliest Game. After a kill, he strips all the flesh off and makes bone china out of the skeleton. Everyone compliments what beautiful flatware he has. @nsfwitchy

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🧠 - one per muse

For Every 🧠 I Receive I Will Reveal One Fact About My Muse

Alistor- If suddenly startled or taken aback Alistor is will a loud record scratch sound…at least that’s what the rumor is.

Angel Dust- Under his boots, his feet look like white and pink spider paws

Alexanders- Alex is quite good with machines during his more lucid moments

Yandere-kun- Yanteru wants to become a house husband someday, completely devoted to caring for his spouse their future children by all means.

Liam- Originally French and bitten by a vampire in the late 15th century. 

Cecil- Despite living in the desert Cecil loves when it rains, and just getting wet in general. It’s instinctual.

Kevin- Where his double was tentacles, Kevin as long black spider’s legs, considerably less flexible but far more deadly.

Alois- He took up dancing to help relive some his excess energy, and ballet is by far his favorite 

Suroth- He is seriously considering taking on an apprentice to continue his reign of terror where it was cut drastically short, he just needs to find a worthy student to pass the knowledge to. Hint Hint 

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“Need a little help?” - Toxie to Alastor (@muse-medley, chose muse by coin flip)

The first answer she got was the sound of irately crackling static, but it fades in a few seconds and Alastor’s homicide grin relaxed back in his toothy smile “Why thank you! I suppose I could use a hand...”  @muse-medley

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Free Samples @halcyonterror (Holly)

With the Earth overrun buy zombies it was becoming so similar to Hell, so it made sense there were rumors that demons had started skulking about the world again....

A bakery? That certainly wasn’t there the night before, and it’s aura and smell of cakes made Alistor curious, so why not pay a little visit. Under a the cover of fading dusk dark red buck came tapping up to the glass door, it’s bright yellow eyes peering inside.

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“Ah, yes, those plates are actually made of bone china! Pretty aren’t they?”   

-Alistor  

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*insert folder emoji here* everyone!

Send “📂“ for a random yet completely useless headcanon I have 

Alistor- He actually does need the monocle he wares, it really fucks with depth perception if it were lost  

Angel- His fur stains very easily 

Alexander- He’s self-conscious about how long his eyelashes off

Yandere-kun- If not for his....shortcomings Yanteru would be a theater kid and actually is quite fond of singing and music in general 

Liam- The only kind of ice cream he will is a blood-based brand; the specific flavor being Minstrel Cramp (yes, it exactly what you think it is)

Cecil- When nervous or excited his tentacles will ooze a very slick purple slime. Often creating a slipping hazard.

Kevin- He has a rough tongue, like a cat.

Alois-He can climb just about anything if given enough time. The staff finds him perched in the strangest places stockings and shoes abandoned on the floor below.

Suroth- He only had four teeth as of now, but they are all very sharp. Yes, he bites.

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🧠 (Alistor)

For Every 🧠 I Receive I Will Reveal One Fact About My Muse

During his time as a human serial killer, Alistor would make bone china using the remains of his victims.