#hell. yes

[scoredandstoried]

[lint-roll]

This old guy just came in and last time I saw him he asked me how i decide what to color my hair, and i told him that I don’t- it’s the fairies in my backyard- TODAY HE ASKS ME HOW THE FAIRIES ARE and we have a brief convo over it

[sunset-bridge]

Good morning jorge. I’ve received via singing telegram news that the whole world desperately needs fun facts about mary. Oh please oh please won’t you share random fun facts about your beloved original character mary

Omg....of corpse!!!!!!

- she loves trying new types of meat and she loves eating even the nasty bits. She has tried most conventional meats and is always lookibg to expand her culinary world

- her favourite fruit is strawberry.

- she owns a lot of slightly different hued blue dress shirts. She also has a singular pink one.

- she knitted arthur a really ugly sweater back when they were dating in uni. It is bright pink and has a dog on it. Arthur still has it, of course.

- she thinks viruses should be considered living things

- she used to wear earrings, still in uni, but stopped at some point in her career

-despite how lanky she is she has relatively big feet so she shops her shoes at the men's section. Also because she prefers them anyways

- she doesn't know how to swim.

-she gets cold really easily due to her being from a tropical climate which is unfortunate when she and arthur have gone to norway on vacations

- she can somehow distinguish between the actors on thosw hallmark christmas movies. How??

- her type in dating wasn't even blonde guys. She just never really considered it before.

[louferrignojrofficial]

👀

[multigoddamntrash]

everything rainbow bagels happy fucken pride

[me-and-the-fam]

Most conversation with my friends

Me: if I could be a creature, I would be a skeleton

Friend: wait

Me: so I can be a fuking skeleton meme g o d

Friend: please d i e

Me: You can't kill g o d dude

Friend: wtf

[itscharlietonight]