Leon and Eve for the ship!
who cries when someone dies in a movie - Depends on the movie and who’s dying. Sometimes Eve, sometimes Leon.
who wears the ugly holiday garb - Eve, just to be funny. Buys ugly Christmas sweaters for all her friends.
who pays for the meals - whoever gets their hands on it first.
who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone - Eve on trombone, Leon with the sunnies and the oven door.
who brings home stray animals - Leon is so bad at it.
who leaves the bathroom door open - Eve, figures no one is in her flat who shouldn’t be and steam hinders sight anyway.
who tells the 'dad jokes' - Leon. Often.
who wants kids more - Leon.
who travels more - Leon (literally his job)!
who spends more cash - Depends on the week, usually Leon but sometimes Eve.
who buys the things in infomercials - “DAMN IT LEON. WE DON’T NEED ANY MORE OF THIS CRAP.”
who draws in the dust on their cars - Their cars do not have dust on them.
who starts the snowball fights - Eve.
who throws away the directions to things - Neither of them, though they both have an excellent sense of direction.
who puts up holiday decor - They do it together.
who is more likely to forget to bathe - Leon whilst away, depending on access. Eve enjoys it far too much to ever forget.
who gets more obsessed about things - Generally Leon, though Eve has her moments too.
who sings in the shower more often - Eve generally does in the evenings, though, Leon does too. It’s pretty even, and depends on what time of the morning it is as to whether Eve will.