Feb 27, 2021
Athos: "So what's it like being the son of the greatest god in the world?"
Apollo: "But Poseidon's not my dad??"
Athos: *fratricidal urges skyrocket*
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Athos: "So what's it like being the son of the greatest god in the world?"
Apollo: "But Poseidon's not my dad??"
Athos: *fratricidal urges skyrocket*
Athos: "back in my day, children respected their parents."
Apollo: "Back in your day, dinosaurs roamed the earth, the sun circled the planet, and you weren't the subject of pity sex."
Athos: "i—"
Athos: stealing is wrong, you should never steal.
Also, Athos: theft is an appropriate way to get shiny things, so long as the receiver doesn't find out they're stolen. if the receiver cares about that.