#hellkeep check-ins

[hellkeep]

So. Any spare rooms for animating hell, starting war hell and commenting hell?

-Sugar :)

Animating... Sugar, what are you doing this time?

Sure, I'll get room 13 ready for you. Are you really going to pay 500 Soul Coins on a daily basis?

Scribbles something down in The Logbook while letting go of a sigh.

Love the fact you ask anonymous, but add your name at the end.

[hellkeep]

Hi helo, i need a room for specifically reading hell, do you perhaps got a room like that around here?

Sugar, Don't you already rent like 3 rooms? If you want a fourth: Sure, I'll have another room available for you within the next minute [REDACTED]! Would you do something in your life and make sure that the Press Room is available for our good friend here?

Our flyers will be available soon (Prices Included)

[hellkeep]

LUKAS!!!

LUKAS HELP!!!!

I'M IN STORYBOARDING HELL!!!! OR COMIC HELLL?!?? IDK

IM SUFFERING

PLEASE GIVE ME ANOTHER ROOM

WHY DO I ALREADY HAVE SO MANY PAGES

I ONLY JUST STARTED

I- I'll pay with anything, please!!!!!

Would a reference in the comic suffice!?!?!?

One room for storyboard hell... sure.

Well. It's free promotion, so yes. I'm fine with that

[hellkeep]

sighs I need another room. Internet hell.

slams a few dead bodies onto the counter. This should cover it right? Plus I can be rude to the staff if that helps..

Internet hell you say?

Opens his logbook and scribbles something down

Yes. I've got this room for you, It's on the same floor as your other room.

Door 64. You''l find it I'm sure

Looks at the bodies Yes. These will be worth something on the black market.

[hellkeep]

Stuck in theorising hell. I'm telling ya, i am gonna get whoever Mod Curtana is, i am gonna guesd what is gonna happen in the next chaoter of Souls Life, and damn well i will try and fuesd what's going on in Creative Life retellings by Eclipse.

DM me if nothing makes sense lol, I'm just in too many bits and constantly playing detective lmao

-Sugar :)

The bell rings, and when the Hellkeeper looks up and sees Sugar standing there with a grin on their face, he knows what they're about to ask.

Hi, You again... Theorising Hell it is. I''ll find you a room. This is room 14 now. I decided on a maximum amount of rooms one person can rent. 15. One person can only rent 15 rooms. (This may go up if you can convince me why you would need another room)

[hellkeep]

Ahem.. Totally not Sugar again. Can i perhaps get a room for editing hell. I'm doing an animation project and oh boy. Thing's boutta be fire.

-Totally not Sugar adding to the debt again. Totally not

Hi "totally not Sugar". I happen to have a room available.

scribbles something down in the Logbook

I wonder how many more rooms you can rent before you run out of Soul Coins.

[hellkeep]

The pet in question would be this creature. grabs an angry looking fluffy ginger cat with wild eyes and a lashing tail from a bag and holds it out

‘Was hoping I could get another few nights in good old 66.. don’t worry she’ll fit in well there! Loves to bite people and makes a right mess.. plus she can frighten the staff away, can’t you my little gremlin! ignores the fact that the cat is chewing their fingers

Forgot my soul coins again but I had a good arsoning earlier so I should have enough bottled souls to last a while! holds the cat under one arm and grabs a few glowing bottles would this cover it?

Checks the Hellkeep Pet Policy (Cause yes, I'm writing one, don't know why)

She looks like a pet classified under the "Aggressive" category. I believe she'll indeed fit right in. the bottled souls will cover the cost for you and the pet for at least a couple of days.

Scribbles something down in the Logbook. "I believe you'll find your room."

[hellkeep]

can i have... a room for an army of paper mcyts??! :3

(i dont know how this works. helppp)

the innkeeper looks down to his Logbook and scribbles something down.

"It seems like room 31 is still free. You'll have a neighbour, but she's as sweet as you can get here in Hell. I'll write you down and take the 50 Soul Coins."

"Enjoy your stay here at the Hellkeep."

(Once I get to Room 31, I'll just use the Paper army as the tenants of room 31, and not the one going through the "Paper Army Hell", which would be you)

(To be honest: I've got no idea what I'm doing either, I'm just doing something and hoping for the best.)