#hello butter

[frogmood]

i have a shirt that says ‘hello better’ on it and one time a cashier at menards told me it should say ‘hello butter’ instead

[rhetoricalrogue]

Damn, shopping for healthy staples isn't cheap. I just have to remind myself that these things will last for a while and I'm not buying them every week. I did get eyed at when I put an obscene amount of meat in my cart. Steaks and bacon and sausage and turkey tenderloins, yum!

[i-was-in-advanced-placement-blog]

[text] Hey, Kev. It's me, Dean. Sam and I are out and... well, it's almost Christmas, so I figured... it's about time I start treating you better. Do you want anything to eat besides burritos today?

[text]: are you okay[text]: do I need Sam to check your temperature or st?[text]: is anyone messing with Dean’s phone?