tbnd has my empire (the magazine. i thought i'd be cool and just leave it like that, but lbr here if he had my empire i'd kill for that swordplay or bust ayyyyo)
finishes reading or whatever, goes to put it on the table, i go, 'no just give it back to me, i'm going back to my room'
starts to.
stops.
DOES THE FREAKIN FIVE-YEAR-OLD 'YOU HAVE TO SAY PLEASE' THING
i don't
starts a little match of keep away
i point out that he didn't actually ask me to start reading it. he says he didn't read it, just flipped through for the pictures. i told him he definitely did, at least a little, bc i asked him what award aidan turner won and he told me.
claims he was '''''offering a service'''''
i tell him he can give me another one. another service. he could service me otherwise.
IT WAS NOT AN INNUENDO UNTIL HE MADE IT ONE
and then i had to say please to get it back bc i had a paper to write thank you
????????? did i come back to this country for this