#fandompusher

[boombeombamtoo]

i still track fandompusher in case you fuck up

i admire your faith in me, sunshine

[boombeombamtoo]

tbnd has my empire (the magazine. i thought i'd be cool and just leave it like that, but lbr here if he had my empire i'd kill for that swordplay or bust ayyyyo)

finishes reading or whatever, goes to put it on the table, i go, 'no just give it back to me, i'm going back to my room'

starts to. 

stops. 

DOES THE FREAKIN FIVE-YEAR-OLD 'YOU HAVE TO SAY PLEASE' THING

i don't

starts a little match of keep away

i point out that he didn't actually ask me to start reading it. he says he didn't read it, just flipped through for the pictures. i told him he definitely did, at least a little, bc i asked him what award aidan turner won and he told me. 

claims he was '''''offering a service'''''

i tell him he can give me another one. another service. he could service me otherwise. 

IT WAS NOT AN INNUENDO UNTIL HE MADE IT ONE 

and then i had to say please to get it back bc i had a paper to write thank you 

????????? did i come back to this country for this 

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oh my god it does look like steve rogers

VALIDATION 

[boombeombamtoo]

that is very misleading as literally no clothes have come off 

and don't think i'm not disappointed about that

lea don't u try it u know u missed me 

[boombeombamtoo]

the mcu is more important than boys

so much more 

[boombeombamtoo]

are you no longer undercover

i’m rethinking that other answer 

eta: not anymore i'm not i fixed it 

and yes

[boombeombamtoo]

why aren't you tagging it #stucky

BITE ME LEA I’M NOT IN THE MOOD MY MOUTH TASTES LIKE A TRAIN FLOOR 

[boombeombamtoo]

the posts you tag me in about boys are too much

I don’t know if you mean ‘too much’ like ‘too many’ or ‘too much’ like ‘this is too much’ like you’re just generally amused by all of it so 

i’m just going to assume the later 

imagine me patting you on the shoulder, friend