#hello it

[ezomind-the-other-one]

White Hat, Black Hat

An ITziraphale fanfic ! No CW/TW, T-rated, 14k words.

Summary

Anthony Crowley just joined World Cloud Hosting as a salesman, and is determined to obtain a more modern work laptop by any means possible. The head of IT, one Mr Aziraphale Fell, is not having any of it.

A workplace enemies-to-lovers human AU.

Excerpt

[Eric Disdem]

lol my dude you have been *smitten* by Mr Fell

[Anthony J Crowley]

WTF is this

[Anthony J Crowley]

Why is there a message posted to #london-office offering croissants to everyone tomorrow WITH MY NAME ON IT ???

[Eric Disdem]

Did you guys not do this at Brimstone ? Like, wasn’t your company culture all about chaos and betrayal lol

[Anthony J Crowley]

Do what ? Slither into colleagues’ workstations while they’re away and perform breakfast-themed identity theft ?

[Eric Disdem]

It is the custom when someone leaves their laptop unlocked

[Eric Disdem]

And considering how much you’ve been trolling Mr Fell I’m not too surprised

[Eric Disdem]

He doesn’t usually goes for this kind of thing, it’s more an intern game but hey

guess you’re special 🤗

tags: Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens), POV Crowley (Good Omens), Workplace Relationship, Pining, Extremely computer literate Aziraphale, Aziraphale is "just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing" (Good Omens), low-key-enemies-to-lovers, passing mention of bad families of origin, rooting for you, inaccurate descriptions of how software works, GDPR non-compliance, Kissing, a tiny bit of angst but mostly, Humor and Fluff, Human AU, Hacking, Aziraphale's food noises, the real Hell was capitalism all along kids

@goodomensafterdark for signal boosting !

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[whiletruetypecode]

// hello, IT | Java

[3chtrunner]

[ezomind-the-other-one]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I made a thing ! I finished a thing !

[forgottenbones]

Misaki font (美咲フォント) is a bitmap font that displays each Japanese character, including Kanji, in 7x7 pixels.https://t.co/URF90RYOBJ Left: Sample, Right: Font. pic.twitter.com/eoo9fBYP7D

— hardmaru (@hardmaru) August 19, 2020

[danetobelieve]

Hello, IT? Did You Try Turning It Off and On Again? || Vashti and Winston

They had never felt more prepared. They had their equipment. Their laptop safely tucked inside it’s sleeve and slipped inside it’s own compartment in a secure laptop bag that was slung over their shoulder. They slipped an extension lead into the bag and pulled an external hard drive from a draw and slipped it in as well. It wasn’t the most impressive suit up moment ever, but Winston liked to think that the service they willingly provided so many people with was just that. They were all about a community within White Crest that at least sought to look after one another and they had to emulated their aspirations. 

They cycled down to the address that they had been given. it was cold but by the time that they really got going they knew that they would be fine. Their breath rhythmically frosted up in front of them as they cycled the streets of White Crest. The sun was drawing close to the horizon and they found themselves if it was really safe to be cycling the streets of White Crest after the sun went down. Aside from the sporadic showers of fish. There were other dangers lurking within the darkness and until Winston knew better they knew that they would have to be more careful. 

Apparently there were any number of dangers lurking around the corner.

They took a tight bend and glanced at their phone which was mounted on the handlebars of their bicycle, peddling faster, they leaned into another turn before pulling up to a halt outside of a number of shops that were now closed. They could see lights shining from the top of the windows on the second floor, clearly flats above the shops. Securing their bike, they locked it in place with a D-lock before heading for the door.

They stood gazing at the intercom for a moment before pressing the button and hearing a terribly annoying buzz. “Hello?”