#hello leo

[hauntedphase]

i don't think i'm drunk.

[o5-13]

transyasha replied to your post “I’m tomato gaming factkin”

I really want to reply I'm criken fact kin

fantastic. Let me bully you in a friendly manner as you kill me in our dark souls chaos run via gross mismanagement!

[weeksbeneaththesun]

i think you're quite right

[punskiii]

Alien bby with ballpoint pen!

It is black and white in colour cuz it can only pick up gray tones and a few red and yellow hues. Also: its face is kinda like a hybrid between tokyo ghoul clown masks and virus!Cry... It communicates in what's supposedly the oldest language in the world that I found from googling a little lmao Writing more about it under the cut:

Leaked (Classified) Information

--Report by Ina Punski-Plupp

The UOEC‘s (Unidentified Outer Earthly Creature) official name is Sect.No.07734-037-QCI, but is commonly nicknamed Mime by fellow reasearchers.

Sex: Doctors have determined that the creature is assumably of the male sex of its species, but are unsure as it has seen most interest in human males.

Age: Unknown

Species: Unknown

Origin: Unknown

Blood Type: Unknown

Mass: Unknown

Height: Normally 170cm/5´5,7´´ (Changes hourly--cause unknown.)

It appears as a human-like creature, but minimally of its consistancy is like ours and it seems much smoother and with less aparent mucles, tendons, joints, etc. from current knowledge and observations. Strange facial features. It is white in its skin colour and the hair reflects little to no light unlike any material on this planet, but it feels soft; almost like running your fingers through perfectly lukewarm water. It has a sweet scent, much like vanilla and honey which changes to a very sour stench when aggrivated or frightened (sometimes scentless if it feels secure and content).

If it finds anything threatening, it has so far not left any such thing in more than eight distinguishable peices after encountering it. The process is yet to be seen by the human eye. Some of the cases it is done in seems to be reduced to a slimey substance after some kind of acid had been used on its target. Another suspicion by researchers is that it might be able to shape shift or blend in with its surroundings somehow due to some mysterious disappearances it has done. Other than that, it posesses a rather friendly nature and had shown nothing but positive reactions towards humans. Only exception is when approached for examination. It can get aggressive. As well as a big desire to learn, it apparently has a great memory both visually and from sounds.

Only way to tell its emotions is from its mouth-like part of its face or the volume of its voice. From what's known about it, it gets well along with owls and reptiles. It is also easily starteled and adgitated by new and unknown things, but is despite that, it is very curious about everything. The inteligence level is high, as suspected by scientists and psychologists, but they are still not sure if it is more inteligent than a human.

More to be added after further research.

[harryslonghairdontcare]

New Years and fourth if July always suck because fireworks are illegal where I live