#transyasha

[apricotsndots]

What I gain I lose with beauyasha or widojest?

hello yes I am soft for this

[insomnova]

D1 or B3 for Grog?

when vex asks you where all the party gold went

[theartingace]

YOU KNOW WHAT SCANLAN WOULD BE? A SATYR

THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT CONCEPT. He was ABSOLUTELY born to be a satyr!! Loud? Gets into stuff? Horndog? NO PANTS?!?

[oathofwhimsy]

May I offer u the headcanon that Fjord is a half elf

I am so here for all the headcanons in which Fjord’s other half isn’t human (bc honestly, who decided that only humans can make babies with orcs and whatnot). I really like this! I like the idea, that even for a half-orc, Fjord is shorter than average (even though he still is way taller than most humans) and that this might be thanks to his elven heritage :D (Bc as I have just learned, in the PHB, elves are shorter than humans.)

[ask-jumblr]

I had a few questions about Hebrew names? First, are the names chosen by the parents, or the rabbi? Are they chosen after a mitzvah? (idk the proper term, forgive me) if you haven't had a mitzvah, would you have to have one to take a Hebrew name? I can no longer speak well bc I developed dysarthria, so I fear I'd never be able to have a bar mitzvah; could I talk to my rabbi about my problem? And would Israel be an off limits name? (I have great attachment to the story of Israel and g-d)

[kissingagrumpygiant]

Let Ana know my Sidestep who is also named Ana is coming and *will* kiss her. That is a threat.

tell your sidestep they can take the name she doesnt want that shit anymore!! too much problems!! she would like to be unpercieved!! 

will take that kiss tho 😗

[librarysrestrictedsection]

My gf n I decided that if cam girl Vex is a virgin she puts up a donation goal of one million and whomever pays it can take her virginity

One of Vex’s many talents was acting.  She hadn’t trained to be an actress, but taking a role and sticking to it well came to her like breathing.  Conforming to an expectation, abusing someone’s assumptions, and playing a role all sat proudly in her repertoire of skills.

Even more so when it came to what pleased Delilah to see whenever she wanted to have fun with Vex.

And paid handsomely for that fun as well, both in character and in truth.

But now was the scene, which lead Vex to feel the nerves rising up her spine and arms as she sat in her bed.  The apartment she shared quiet, which was a relief but also nerve-wracking as well.  Because it left her alone in her room, wearing a long, pajama shirt that was just barely pulled over her pulled-up knees.  One arm was wrapped around them, while the other reached out so that she could accept the videocall.  She sat back in waiting, fidgeting a bit with a piece of her long hair twirling and unraveling around one of her fingers.

The videocall connected in seconds, showing the other in all her regal and almost unearthly beauty.  Delilah took Vex’s breath away.  She couldn’t keep her mouth from falling open wide, and, once the other woman was chuckling with an amused grin on her face, Vex snapped her mouth shut with an averted gaze.

“You look, wow,” Vex began to mumble out, still not able to look at the other with a rising blush on her cheeks, “I mean, I knew you were pretty.  Gorgeous, really.  But pictures didn’t- don’t really do you any justice.  Gods, you’re hot.”  Admitting that last “You’re hot” lead to Vex’s face to fully burn bright red.  Her hands quickly covered her face, as to hide the embarrassment that Delilah must have already seen.

Even more chuckles answered the question of whether or not she had.  

But they didn’t sound mocking, leaving Vex to lower her hands to peak at the computer screen.  There she saw the woman still seated with a ramrod-straight posture but with a softer look on her face.  Of course, there was still that sharp curl up of a smirk at the corner of her lips.

“My, my, such a wordsmith you are, Vex’ahlia dear,” Delilah purred out, still almost toeing the edge of patronizing but not quite, “You should speak more for me.”

[READ THE REST ON AO3]

[fidgemimic]

transyasha replied to your post: gasps oh yasha/jester

Why not all of the ships she can invoke duplicity

Jester has polymorph and invoke duplicity - therefore she can hold and kiss literally every other member of the mighty nein and that’s the only valid opinion on shipping discourse