OK SO I need to get this off my chest!!! WHY DO PEOPLE FORGEt in AUs and fANART AND FANFICTION JOHN WATSON ISNT SKINNY. Like he's not fat either, he's got a thicker torso than Sherlock AND he has a pudge. A cute PUDGE. Why don't people see they're missing out on this!!! It's golden material like what if Sherlock really likes that bit of him and after sex he lays his head there or just absentmindedly squeezes it bc it's too cute aaaah
ALSO HE KISSES IT AND ALSO HE BLOWS RASPBERRIES AND ALSO HE LOVES TO TICKLE JOHN AND THEY FALL OFF THE BED IN A GIGGLY HEAP OK BYE











