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Details from La Lune’s Debut Runway Show

sadisticretrieverbf

*lifts your chin with a blade* (flirting)

I know I said I wanted to get freaky but I was not planning to get dragged back into whatever Luke has going on

#nO #I will not #he doesn't even have a beard

sweet-key

showing severe symptoms of “needs a kiss” disease

roses are red, violets are blue. i want to kiss nina & so should you

I will kiss you so good - wait until we meet up in Czechia

not freaky or anon just wanna say ilu <3

you always have permission to do that, ari - ilu tooooo

Nina. My dear, sweet Nina. I am your most devoted secret admirer. Secret, for until I know you long for me as I do for you, I shall not make myself known to you.

But once we know each other, then, my beloved poppet, I shall caress your tits and then I shall seek out the treasure you have carried with you since birth, for there is no lovelier creature than you. I only have to think of you and I raise a battle tent, the likes of which even Sigismund would envy! You must be mine and none other's! I shall take you to Paradise and back. You shall meet all the angels in heaven and call out to God more loudly than ever before!

Are you sure you don't want to get into bed with your squire and play with his sword? ARE YOU VERY SURE?

get freaky with me

how would you feel if we......held hands......and watched the sunset together......and maybe kissed a lil bit......

I would rub my thumb over the back of your hand....and put my head on your shoulder....and cup your face while you kissed me (yes like THAT)

get freaky with me

#“anon”#ilu

Oh, i was meant to be anon! Haha. Never mind.

How often did knights bathe? Do you think they had smell kinks, like good Ol Napoleon!

"Home in three days. Don't wash." Probably apocryphal, but still fun!

ohhhh my god I need a Hansry fic about this now...(Henry will smell like marigolds, sweat and blood and Hans will go absolutely feral about it FUCK YEAH)

Whats the minimum amount of armour 2 knights would have to remove to be able to have sex? Its ok if they clank.

MY SWEET SUMMER CHILD sex is all in the mind, they don't have to remove a single thing to clank it up nasty style

but also remember this?

yeah

#get freaky with me

friends, I have been away on a family visit where I had to pretend to be a normal and functional human being, please get weird on anon, I need to feel freaky again

going to make dinner and will get back to you after

#I'm serious I have missed you #freaks in my phone #ilu

wintergardenscribe

the writers of Bringing Up Baby were really like "so there's this *flips coin* absent-minded paleontologist who is *draws a straw* obsessed with a specific dinosaur bone and who *spins a wheel* meets a crazy heiress who *rolls dice* is trying to transport a leopard to New England but then he ends up *throws dart* posing as a Brazilian hunter who's having a nervous breakdown and *picks a card from a hat* gets thrown in jail for tampering with a circus truck"

#bringing up baby is such a fun film!!