#hellogoodbye1112

[bluejeantalk]

if i was dating u id buy u maple glazed donuts and bagels and cuddle forever

s ounds like a good time 

send me “if i was dating you” descriptions

[bluejeantalk]

melon, vanilla, plum, sweet pea yeh B)

melon - my first impression of you

michelle put us in that group chat thing together and i thought you were v cool ye

vanilla - what i like most about you

canada

plum - a song that reminds me of you / your blog

(x)

sweet pea - would i go out with you

nah t hat would be v difficult you are quite far away and i don't speak canadian 

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[racheliscats]

H EH LLO

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen.

[] Oh disgusting.

[X] Again, again.

[X] Kiss you back.

[X] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

[] Slap/Push you away.

[] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

[] Um no.

[] I’m taken-

[] Sure.

[XXXXXX] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[] No.

[] Ew.

[] Sure.

[XXXXX] YES.

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.

[] No. You can’t handle my d.

[X] FUCK YES.

[] No.

Should you reblog this?:

[X] Yes. I want to send you one.

[] Yes.

[] No.

[bluejeantalk]

hello im Emily but im secretly a bagel. Nonon is my one tru bae and i love little plants. the bagel army will rise.

this is too real

[bluejeantalk]

I always go into the dude section and look at the hats and dudes stare at me weird and I stare back like fuk u. also I don't like zuccini's and peppers but I rlly like u

i get boxers from there they are very comfortable i have this one pair with pizza slices on it and once i wore them to target at 10pm and bought some oreos

 TELL ME AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT YOURSELF AND I WILL REPLY WITH AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT MYSELF THAT I THINK OF WHEN I READ YOURS. IT MAY BE ENTIRELY RELATED, OR ONLY RELATED IN THE WEIRDEST, BROADEST DEFINITIONS

[bluejeantalk]

im on mobile but infinite thing (here's a cactus emoji 🌵)

get in tune with sailor moon cause that cartoons got the boom anime babes that make me think the wrong thing

this was my favorite song when i was little o hymgod A+ i ca n sing the whole thing

Put a “∞” in my Ask Box and I’ll shuffle my itunes and give you my favorite lyric from the song that comes up.

[bluejeantalk]

ju st kidding ur a giant fucking m eme

dan g it

[bluejeantalk]

bagel-chan i love u

H EL L YE HAH