Totally Tubular

hey nerds im rachel

[finer-thangs-deactivated2023081]

Not to be dramatic or anything but I would sell my soul to watch a musical on Broadway

[yg-ou-deactivated20180202]

from this thread, the majority of the threaded comments were dumb sex jokes in response to op’s answers but i felt this was worth preserving

[yg-ou-deactivated20180202]

[theanti90smovement]

I will never forget the time I asked a little girl how old she was and she said “6 but I’ve been alive like 30 years”

[jahminican]

Praying for the woman I’ll be in 5+yrs I hope she’s happy, and loved, living life unapologetically, doing what she loves.

[powerfulwizard]

friend: i wish someone loved me

me about to tell my friend that i love them: oh, you haven’t heard?

[it-was-ady]

Food $200 Data $30 Rent $250 Things I buy because I’m depressed $3,600 Utility $100

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

[jadesaidshedneverchangeherurl]

buy more things because you’re depressed

[it-was-ady]

Okay

[hoekage-deactivated20141204]

college???????? living on my own????????? paying taxes??????

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

a waitress could slit my throat and I’d still tip 15% i dont know how her day’s been yknow?

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

i hear your responses and i just wanna say obviously i usually tip at least 20 like im not an animal. but to be completely fair she did kill me 

[racheliscats]

im getting on this god-forsaken website for the first time in two years please help me 

[tinderventure]

Why you should swipe right

[via]

[zzzccm]

petition for stars in the day time please???

[nonbinarbee-blog]

girls already exist

[zzzccm]

Oh my gosh this is the best comment ever

[theinturnetexplorer]

[rbnrly-deactivated20151011]

no one will understand how much I value this post

[lovelysuggestions]

the moon is pretty and so are you

[nursery-deactivated20160926]

the point is im emo

[lochnutmonster]

Reasons I'm probably a cat

-Passive aggressive -Needs attention but pretends I don’t -Likes to be pet -Whiny -Doesn’t know when to stop eating -Needs to sleep 10+ hours -Sheds a lot -Lays on the floor where people are trying to walk -Screams

[youtubesagger]

[racheliscats]

"why are you buying clothes at the soup store?!": aries, taurus, leo, virgo, sagittarius, capricorn

*tried to buy clothes at the soup store* "FUCK YOU!!": gemini, cancer, libra, scorpio, aquarius, pisces